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Tuesday

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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

NaJoPoMo 2015
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Tuesday?
Yup, there was no mistaking the calendar. Tuesday it was.
Terrible days, tuesdays. Monday may be over and done with but there's still almost a whole week till the weekend…
And then the intercom cackled and sputtered.
- Junior?
- Yes, Dad, what is it?
- I need to see you in my office. Urgent business.
I didn't like the sound of that.
Arriving in Dad's office I was told that I had to sit in for him the whole day. Maybe even more...
- But Dad!
- I am sorry, but you have to. We can't very well leave the World to itself, can we?
- But I thought we had an agreement with the others?
- We do, but Odin has swanned off on his holidays, it's The Holy Spirit's day off, Allah has called in sick and I have a very urgent appointment. Seems The Holy Flame of Arnor is about to run out of fuel.
- But… but… What about Buddha?
- Not a real deity, as you well know. Never passed the exams, remember?
- Can't you ask Spirit? Where is he?
- Ah, he's probably up in the mountains seeing to his so-called 'secret' still. He thinks I don't know about it. Apparently he keeps forgetting that You, he and I are one and the same. It's that dirty fusel he's brewing. I swear it's killing his brain. Gave me gout two weeks ago too.
- Can't you get old man Peter to sit in for you, then?
- Impossible. Who should guard the pearly gate? Nope, I'm sorry. You'll have to do it. I must insist!
- But I have an appointment as well. I am supposed to go bowling!
- Bowling? With whom?
- Just this dude I met. And his mates Walter and Donny.
- You'll just have to cancel or postpone or whatever. And now I must be on my way. I promise to be back as soon as possible.
And with that he was gone.

Shortly after there was a polite knocking on the door: - Excuse me, young master?
- Yeah, Peter, what is it?
- Ms Karma is here to see you.
- Of course she is. Well, show her to the office and tell her I'll be there in an instant...

smiley - angel


Tuesday

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Baron Grim

smiley - rofl HA!


It reminds me a bit of Mr. Diety.

http://youtu.be/Dzuxyq3ltls


Tuesday

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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I don't get it. smiley - huh


Tuesday

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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

It's just another day in the life of Jesus, paulh. You thought his troubles were over? Think again!

I never heard of 'Mr. Deity' but it looks interesting, Rob. I see Richard Dawkins is in one of the episodes. Must check that out smiley - run

smiley - pirate


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Post 5

Reality Manipulator

I think I know where Odin is taking his holidays. He has been having them in Middle Earth and has been visiting the hobbits living in the Shires.


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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

That might have been Zeus. He also had a penchant for disguising himself as a swan, remember? smiley - whistle

smiley - pirate


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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

It's easier to understand the question once you know the answer [not an original thought, if you've seen "Jeopardy" enough times...]


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Post 8

Baron Grim

I can think of another reference where the answer comes before the question. smiley - whistle




smiley - towel


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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I can too, but I'm afraid of boring everyone by mentioning it. smiley - blush


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Baron Grim

When you're bored by the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy you're bored of life.


Or something.



On a sidenote, I caught the tail end of the film today on TV. I took closer notice of the Point of View gun than I usually do and thought it would make a nice accessory to my steampunk costume. Then I looked online to see what a replica goes for. The answer is not 42, it's apparently $600.


...


Maybe I can make one myself cheaper...

But it will take years to gather parts...


No! Robert! Do NOT waste $600 on a prop replica.


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Tuesday

Post 11

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Danger, Will Robinson, danger! smiley - winkeye


Tuesday

Post 12

Jimcracker7[magiclink.rip gone altogether. im back.in my home from home.

i know where i wont take a holiday and it begins with f disco> jim


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