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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smiley - smiley


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Post 2

Santragenius V

Can we blame all that on 2legs ?? smiley - winkeye

smiley - cheers indeed to the Duchess


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Post 3

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Hmmm, it *might* be too much for his shoulders...

On the other hand, when I think of all the other things people blame 2legs for, one royal family (and its shenanigans) more or less doesn't seem anywhere near breaking the camel's back

Not that I would want to compare 2legs to a camel, of course smiley - whistle

And by the way I think camels are admirable creatures and...

Think I'll just stop now smiley - run

smiley - pirate


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Post 4

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

smiley - cdouble

that was an impressive take-over of the BBC as well!

smiley - bigeyes


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Post 5

Pirate Alexander LeGray

smiley - cdouble I gone blind; my mum warned me smiley - wah


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Post 6

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Two-legged camels are pretty rare, I imagine.


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dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

Nope.

I'll hail 2legs smiley - tongueout

smiley - dragon


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Post 8

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

As long as you don't hail Beatrice the smiley - reindeersmiley - biggrin

smiley - pirate


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Post 9

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I'm sure he could also survive being frosted or sleeted. smiley - smiley


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Post 10

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smiley - laughsmiley - roflsmiley - laugh I believe 2legs would be delighted if you covered him with frosting smiley - laugh

I believe he would prefer smiley - chocfrosting smiley - biggrin

smiley - pirate


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Post 11

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Mmmm, choc frosting smiley - drool (just so long as it ain't chilli frosting)... smiley - drool

I've still not had a call from them... not even a TXT or an E-Mail... as the Queen of Cambridge I thought they'd at least give me a curtasy call smiley - blushsmiley - divasmiley - handbagsmiley - handcuffssmiley - run


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Post 12

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I was given to understand they broke off their honeymoon or postponed it or something and I was so sure they did that to pay you an official visit smiley - biggrin

smiley - pirate


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Post 13

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - bigeyes Well, if they did* do that... I just hope they looked at my Twitter account and noticed I wasn't at home this weekend!; I must say I was kinda thinking I might have been accosted by them at the beer fest we went too... apprently no beer at the wedding do, so I thought old Will might be after some decent real ale... and the venue was old enough so that he'd feel right at home just as if he was at his grans house.... smiley - biggrin


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dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

All hail Queen 2legs and cover him in smiley - chocpaint (with a hint of chili - yummy smiley - drool)

smiley - dragon


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - bigeyes Just* a hint* of chilli? smiley - grovelsmiley - bruised I still get nightmares about the time which involved whole chillies... smiley - blush damn... that was stuch a stuid idea... you think I'd have figured that out before doing it ... smiley - snorksmiley - angelsmiley - droolsmiley - choc


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dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

I smiley - lovesmiley - choc with chili smiley - drool

*smiley - dragon envision 2legs covered in chilismiley - chocsmiley - droolsmiley - handcuffs*


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Post 17

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - blushsmiley - blushsmiley - blushsmiley - blushsmiley - blushsmiley - droolsmiley - chocsmiley - blushsmiley - blushsmiley - loveblushsmiley - handcuffssmiley - blush


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Post 18

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I think 2Legs deserves to go first-class: cover him in whipped cream, with a cherry between his teeth. smiley - smiley


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Post 19

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - droolsmiley - blush err... you did say cherry didn't you? not* chilli?! smiley - yikessmiley - run


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Post 20

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I just hope 2legs realizes when he's being licked smiley - biggrin

smiley - pirate


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