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U11143703: This is my number!

I love Celtic FC. I even live in a flat that overlooks the stadium. I love them. If we win the league this year it will be the first time we won 3 league titles in a row since the 70s. Celtic FC won the first European Cup for Britain, and it took mostly immigrant stock. All the players were born in a 30 mile radius of Parkhead in Glasgow. I got my first shirt the year we won the double in 1987/88. In 88/89 began a dry spell of 10 years until we won the league again.Speaking of dry...

I love Islay Whisky, my buddy got married on that island last summer and i suffered my last epileptic seizure on the ferry back to Glasgow after it.

I only drank beer, mescal, tequila margueritas, Pernod and blended whisky as we partied into the night and I decided not to be so much of a drunk after that one. (I am 28 now)

I still enjoy Islay Malt Whisky regularly (at least once a week). My favourites include Bowmore (easily found), Laphroaig (Pron. lafroyg) and Arisaig (pron. arshayg). Enjoy a short with a tiny dash of water to warm the cockles. Savour the sweetness and aroma. Don't overdo it, unless you have a healthy liver.

mescal and tequila Margueritas are great for the summer and taste great.

Salt rimming the glass! lemon juice and lemons, or even grapefruit juice

Mescal IF you can find it!

treat with care

make me their keeper

i will guard with honour

i have been responsible since May 2007

Oh yeah

if i get it

call me

The Keeper of Celtic FC, Islay Malt Whisky, Mescal and Tequila Margueritas

in that order

In fact NO!

Make me

Keeper of Celtic FC, Islay Malt Whisky and Mescal

Tequila Margueritas

maybe that should be a lady

what d'you think?

they ARE nice

Hello?