h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to the lounge. This is the place where you can relax while listening to some lounge music, drinking a little champagne, talking to that special someone who virtually caught your eye. I encourage you to do what all should do in a lounge: lounge!!! Hey, Thomas is here too! He'll start you and your partner off with a little drink.

Or a big drink, if you're partial to that.

*Winks at everyone and finds a penny on the floor*

*saunters in, a little shyly*
*sits down in the corner, looking round*
*hopes someone will buy her a drink*

Welcome, fellow GA. Looks like your our first. How about a mint juleb on the house? It's Thomas' specialty. Just you wait. This place will be crawling with people within days.

So is that one Mint Julep? Coming right up, madam.

*Starts mixing*

* M.K saunters in looking about... *

Well, it appears to be a real singles bar thus far, just the solitary Galaxy Babe...

But, things will change, I'm sure of it...

* He turns to Thomas... *

I'm not really sure what F.C might say with me being in here, but I'll have something that needs a strong constitution and a very tenuous grip on sanity to consume...

M.K*

*Lisa the Patron Saint of Unrequited Love floats through the door*

*smiles angelically*



I have been summoned to give my blessing as this place opens!

*sprinkles fairy dust over the room, muttering blessings*



*floats down to ground, turns of electricity supply to halo, becomes more human and relaxed, and sits at the bar.. not waiting for any particular person to come into the room, of course.*

So that'll be a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster for Mr Kershaw, and what will you be having, Madam Lisa?

*Gets to mixing*

Oh no! I can't find any Ole Janx Spirit!

oh nooooo!!!

An orange juice then

I'll have one of those PGGB's please, as well!

Coming right up. Will there be anything else? It's all on the house.

*Flies through the door carrying a case of Ole Janx Spirit*

I knew I had forgot something!!! I had to go to town and get that real quick. So, I see that business has started booming. I would also like to say that Thomas and I are not only the owners, but we're also single!!!

*would wink at st thomas, but she's other another person on her mind*

oi, where's my orange juice

Here's your orange juice. Would you like to wash that orange juice down with a PGGB?

Greetings.
I am single.

Ah, we are all single!!! So, would you like a PGGB on the house or our newest invention: "Uncle Thomas' Alabama Wild Willy" aka "UTAWW"? The secret ingredient is Cyanide. It'll make you smack your granny.

*Takes a sip, turns around, and smacks an old woman*

* There is a loud crash outside as a golden mass comes flying through a wall and ends up with a golden wheel spinning... *

* Out of a mass of rumble St.Peter stumbles forth muttering to himself... *

St.Peter - Oh...ah...

* He then stops and spins a little pointing open mouthed from whence he came... *

GOD - I HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH !!!

* The ground rumbles away with the sound... *

GOD - I heard this was a good place to get a drink !!!

You just seemed to be standing around open mouthed !!!

* St.Peter looks up a fraily and whispers... *

St.Peter - HE shouldn't be drinking and driving the Universe...

* He says exasperated... *

HE just shouldn't !!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

Oh my God!!! Have a drink. Here's another "House of the Rising Sun" special. It's named after you. God's Virgin Mary Daquiri. Smooth...

*Takes a sip and his eyes roll back into his head*

Wow! GOD was here! *Impressed* Well guys, sorry if I'm rather sporadically here over the next few days. My lousy parents have grounded me for being a decent person again. Jeez. Well, I'll drop by every chance I get. Til then Lizard Prince'll be handling the bar.

Until we meet again and get drunk out of our skulls.

Me??? Handle bar??? Ummm.... Drinks... Ummm.... Want drinks??? I miss Thomas!!!!