h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You all will really like this one!


CD- La la la-lalala la lala la

And this goes on for 74 minutes!

*sea shudders*

[sea] now THAT is truly evil.

*sea walks over, takes the CD away, and turns on the marvelous 3*

[sea] hooray!!! c'mon, evillene, let's dance!!!

*sea starts dancing*

*evillene shrugs and joins her*

*Changes the CD andf plays "Albuquerque", set on infinite repeat. Erects a force field around the CD player*

Now *this* is quality music!!!

I just noticed that your homepage registered 42 replies to this journal. I coulndn't bear to see anything that perfect survive. By the by, do you think this is too late to take my revenge on the voters? My minions (The Rodentar/ Mangar Alliance if you're interested) have finished constructing the "laser" system I planned to use on H2G2....

It's rather ingenious. It starts at Planet X, and bounces off a satallite that is hiding in the shadow of Jupiter. This satellite not only reflects the "laser" onwards, but adds a second beam to increase the strenght of the beam, rather than allowing it to disappate. The beam hits 41 different satellites as it goes, actually increasing in intensity at each one, and eventually equals the force of three hydrogen bombs by the time it is focused, via a moon base, onto H2G2!

But of course I can't test it yet, because I feel like it would just be too late after the fact. That and I know your plan is almost finished, and I hope that I can leave H2G2 standing long enough to see that come to fruition...

*sea is attempting to change the CD, and shocking herself on the electrified force field repeatedly*

Oh have some imagination! This isn't RL. If you don't like Weird Al, just imagine it's something else. As long as you don't actually CLAIM its something else, it's not against the rules of continuity

[sea] hmm.....

*sea imagines weird al is the marvelous 3 and starts dancing again*

See? If it doesn't effect other people's "reality" it's not a continuity violation.

~Imagines he is hearing "Imagine"~

Zeb: You can STILL change other peoples' reality without violating the rules of continuity. All you need to do is find a really cheap-but-plausible reason for it; Like this little thing here...



Zeb: ...By affecting the vibrations of air molecules, the ChameleoSonic 5™ can actually alter ambient sounds. For instance, I can cancel out the sound of Weird Al...



Zeb: ...OR, using sophisticated computer algorithms, I can CONVERT the sound of Weird Al into the sound of The Offspring!

<Music becomes discernable again, but, with a high-pitched whine, "Albuquerque" morphs into "The Kids Aren't Alright.")

Emar: Uuhhhh...that's great, Zeb. But...we're not ALL fans of The Offspring, here.

Zeb: Yeah? Well, that sucks for you, doesn't it?

And then I can do this:

~Pulls out a blaster and destroys the ChameleoSonic 5™ because he just doesn't want to hear the Offspring~

Try to be a bit more clever with it next time, Zeb.

Zeb: Whaddya MEAN "a bit more clever"? I was trying to show the MINIMUM of what was required to change the forum for others while still staying true to continuity. Sheesh, you act like that was a serious effort.

How did you expect a villain with an ego the size of a planet to act towards a puppet?

(Good demonstration, though)

wow, nice blaster..........

How did you expect a villain with an ego the size of a planet to act towards a puppet?

(Good demonstration, though)

*sea looks disappointed that the offspring was turned off, then gives zeb a high-five on his taste in music and goes back to her imaginary marvelous 3 concert*

Well, Red, I think if you start building up to the "laser" sequence, it would start around the time that my plan is ending. Then, if your plan fails, it'll be just on time for the "How The Supervillain Stole Christmas" scenario. I'm still trying to figure out just what it is I want to do with it, but I'm sure I'll have it worked out by then.

Beautiful. By the way, was Yowzupman acting under your orders when he bought that ammunition from me?

no I was not

Sorry, that was another post in my series of trying to figure out whether you were working with CHOPPERS or STUMPED. Disregard it.