h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

e-gads man, thats my middle name too along with danger and sexy

[sea] don't forget egotistical...

*evillene smacks NYC upside the head*

[evillene] i'll have you know my hair is black...

[sea] *aside to NYC* but not NATURALLY...

*evillene smacks sea upside the head*

that too

oh yeah? let's see!

*evillene cuts off a hair and stuffs it down NYC's throat*

gaackk gakk *cough cough sputter*
are your hairs always invisible? blondie...

*NYC gets his baseball bat, ready for the next attack*

*evillene circles behind him, pulls out a lighter, and sets the bat on fire*

*NYC swings behind himself with the flaming bat, catching evillene, and making it a LOT easier for everybody to know where she is*

hehehe... ow ow ow!

*NYC drops the bat*

*evillene looks highly irritated*

[evillene] ya know, that feels really weird... come to think of it... it kinda feels... good...

*evillene stops looking irritated and sea starts looking nervous, so sea puts out the flames with a little rainstorm. evillene looks irritated again*

[evillene] party pooper...

For Zeb's question: the matter at the Aroma Cafe Forest is a very delicate one. I can't look too eager to make aquaintance with the rat-ants, or some super hero might show. When you stop laughing at that, remember that Chrome 101 frequents the area. He's pretty close to being a hero.

Anyway, when I was posting the message in the initiation forum, I only needed one helper. Others are not forbidden from coming, but it would be best if you stay in the shadows, not saying or doing much.

if you want some back up I'll help you. I'm not too infamous. Keeping a low profile has it's adjantages!

[i would make a comment, but i've insulted enough people already and i think i'll just keep my mouth shut]

*Sigh*

This is the only reason I hate the bickering. Sure it starts out fun, blowing each other up, loading nitric acid into your water pistols, mutilating each other, having rabid furry animals attack each other, etc. But then someone's feelings get hurt, and everything is a big mess.

Anyway, feel free to show up and watch from the shadows, but not too often, because we don't want the good guys (such as Witty Moniker) to suspect anything, or feel nervous.

Zeb: Maybe YOU don't want them to feel nervous...

Zeb, let me remind you of my Ray of Reptillian Polymorphism. My extremely *painful* Ray of Reptillian Polymorphism. In other words, this debate is too serious to mess up. I don't think you being there is going to mess anything up, but some of the good guys are already starting to feel nervous.

*sea looks disappointed*

[sea] allright, evillene and i won't post anymore... just to be sure. but we'll still read...

[evillene] i'll be damned if i'm not going to post! i have a right--

*sea decks evillene, who falls to the floor, unconscious*

[sea] she was getting on my nerves...

I'm not forbidding anyone from posting. That wouldn't be legal.

its quiet round here, toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo quiet

Yes, it is quiet around here. Anyone up for some plotting while you all wait for the final stage of my Grand Plan to come to fruition?

Zeb: I say we make a plan to BURN MY NAME ON THE MOON!! MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[evillene] or, better yet, burn my PORTRAIT on the moon.

[sea] evillene. no one can see you!!!!

[evillene] oh yeah. never mind.

*sigh* you're such a blonde, evillene.

*evillene tackles NYC*