h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh! I'm sorry, I thought the tall dark one was a... well, nevermind.

So. Anyone up for some cider?

Well, if you aren't a real vampire, then I have little desire to consumate your end.

*Weapons dissapear quickly from Mystrunner's hands.*

*raises eyebrow*

Consumate his end??????????!>!>!>!>!>>!!!?!?!??!?!?!?

Kill him.

Ah - but all I implied was that I'm probably not count Dracula - now, as for vampire.. that is for me to know and you to be - kept in darkness about!

Ah, well, fair's fair. You undead folk need your nights out too.

Very liberal attitude, sir - let's drink to that!

*thinks... good that I´m only dressed up as a ...*

Ok... folks... do go on with the party... I need to have a , and I´ll diappear now, only to reapear from estonia tomorrow or sometime...

*vanishes in a big smoke*

Did I hear Hypatia mention missing ingredients for the soup? I will see what I can do about it..

*chooses a more discreet way of disappearing - out through the door*

*pops head back in*

I will be back later - and that's not a threat - it's a promise! Mua ha ha haaa..

*disappears*

Cheers.
...*shoots Shirely 'that' look...* You know full well this is one of the friendliest places a Hiker could hike...you're just having mood swings because of the hormones in mari's brew.
Ooopsie......forgot I was 'sposed to forget what mari-rae was dumpin' into that thing when nobody was looking.<
Not that I'm nobody.........thizz stuff is potent!
I like potent stuff...
...and people...I like potent people too...like when I dined with Bob Dole.
Didn't he do the viagra thingies on TV? Now I'm all confuse-a-lated. again. He's an im-port-ant man...right?
so many words...*frantically waves her hands back and forth past her ears to refuel...*
...*sits next to the tall dark ...something about those eyes...*

If any vampire starts using his wiles, I will get VERY angry.

*Finds some water to drink.*

*sudden appearance of figure in the guise of Aqualung. Eyes all the girl with bad intent. Moves about rapidly planting wet hugging and groping inappropriately*

HAPPYHALLOWEEN!

*disappears back into the hordes lurking about outside*

*Feels someone licking her crust....*



*Goes over and kicks the jukebox...* Ride Sally Ride starts playing!


Woo hoo!

...*wipes her face...*...I'm not whiping it off...more like rubbing it in.
Golly Mystrummeryou take such good care of me.
...*rushes to M-man and plants a kiss right on the lips...*I am glad you're not gonna' kill the tall dark...well, you know who.
...*whispers to Mystrunners...*if I need your assistance, I'll just scream. Bloody murder......Now, let's all play nice!
...*goes to the dance floor and begins to dance with...*
Geez m-rae, you move preety good for being so porkie an' all.
...*wonders if she's talking to mari's face or the back of her head...doesn't matter...*Boogie down!Where' Mr Grant gotten to? I was wanting a kiss at midnight...Oooo an' guess what? Linus taught me that it's always midnight somewhere...or sumthin' like that...I forget....*whispers...*Isn't that tall dark and strange one tall and dark?!

i believe you are refering to a glass of Pan

*Walks from the bar over to Pandora.*

A Happy Halloween to you too, young lady .... It's a wonderful life ... er, I mean party, don't you think? Would you car(y)e for a dance?

...*looks behind her to see who Mr Grant might be asking to dance...there are only men behind her...and he DID say "young lady"...* Why, thank you Sir, I would love to dance!
...*rests her right hand in Mr Grant's strong paw...puts her other right hand on his manly shoulder...he takes her hand and puts his other hand on her waist...they begin to dance...just like in the movies...*
Ooooo...I've been witing my whole life for this dance.
I just said that out loud, didn't I? I didn't mean it! I mean I meant it, I just didn't mean to say that aloud...I meant to remember this to write in my 'Life's Ledger'...I just said that out loud too, huh? Best just dance and let our feet do the talking!...*smells Mr Grant's Aqua Velva...*mmmm ...You know, at the end of a dance it's exceptable to kiss. Just so you know....and especially if you didn't!

Why, um, I'm sure that would be in order