h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How much do you need to know about the subject that you haven't already learned by the time you were able to read?

Considering the number of adult women who can't have orgasms, apparently a lot.

Ooo, I smell propaganda opportunity. h2g2 censored an entry on Female Masturbation. Some women might have learned/been inspired to investigate their bodies more, but miss the opportunity due to this censorship. Therefore --

headline: More Orgasms Missing Because of h2g2!

On the other hand if more women spent less time on the web reading h2g2 entries, they might spend more time exploring their bodies. So you can't get away with that one...

That's true, but it might explain why I go offline on a Friday afternoon.

Just Friday afternoons huh? You spend *far* too much time on h2g2 then.

Still guilty, but the mind needs stimulation as much as the body, and I'm rarely onlne in the evenings any more.

So you can't do both at the same time? Aren't all of the rest of you surfing one-handed right now, or is it just me?

Maybe I'm ignorant of the fact that women have to use both hands to do it right... but I would have known that if I could have read it in the entry above!

Did you know you could key in letters with a pencil in your mouth?

I never addressed one-handed versus two-handed technique, I'm afraid. But what might be of interest is that many women can accomplish the deed no-handed.

but tool-assisted?

How do you spell "kegel" ? "Koegel"? "Keggell"? You know what I'm talking about? The alleged exercise technique?

I think as long as you have k, g, and l in there with a couple of vowels, it's not gonna matter. I'm pretty sure it's spelled Kegel, though.

Jimmy.

*looks slightly confused* what is THAT?

Apparently doing Kegel exercises prevents urine leakage...

Jimmy.

The idea is to train your vaginal muscles to clench and unclench. Kegel exercises are said to improve both women's sensitivity and their stamina. And yes, some women can have orgasms through these or similar practices without being touched externally.

ohhh, yes, let´s keep the internet clean.

won´t do to have people talking about nasty stuff like their own bodies or the functions thereof.

i propose to not use the word SEX anymore to denote gender, either, just to keep on the safe side.

Just FYI, this entry has been restored. Hurrah! There's also a 'Welcome Back' thread for general celebration.