h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You can cook humans this way too. The chinese are meant to taste best

Americans are tasty as well. Though in Texas the preferred cooking method is frying.

Why Chinese, we Irish are full of Guiness. Wouldn't we taste nice?

I think it's something to do with the high rice diet and minimal artificial adatives. That and the life long marinade in soy sauce

Gooday Loonytunes,

Nice article, I'm mildly surprised you didn't get a bit of stick for being PiC. But it jogged my memory: you haven't entered a list for our TABLE FOR NINE forum. Yours could be a hangi, although it is not much different from an Oz barby except slower. As a starter, how's this for an Enzed line-up? Richard Hadlee, Jon Lomu, John Walker, Shane Dye, Edmund Hillary, Dame Kiri te Kanawa, Bob Charles, John Clarke. Reserves Phar Lap and the cute penguin on Bluebird crisp packets. And you, Loony, you are a must, otherwise this could be the most boring hangi of all time. Take care,

Walter.

Walter

Did anyone hear an echo? Echo.

I think the echo came from a guest who was not invited to the party. David Tua, the Kiwi who will be the next world heavyweight champion.

It's been my personal experience that vegetarians taste better.