h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I worked as as csr for the Direct Loan servicing center branch of the federal government. I have been banned from government work due to this unfortunate occurence. Quite sad. Quite disturbing. I did some evil things such as teaching blind women how to avoid paying their loans for the rest of their lives. I also discovered how to avoid my own loans for the rest of my life. But atleast I have a reason to not work for the pigs now.

It's funny working for the very people you hate. You can imagine you're a sleeper agent for the facism resistant drug revolution party (FReeDRugsParty) or some equally nutso terrorist organisation. Plus because I work for the Postal service, there is a very high chance I will eventually go insane and start shooting (what other organisation has chronic psycopathy as an occupational hazard?)

Chances are you to will become a disgruntled postal worker if you do not escape their vicious cycle. SAVE YOURSELF!!Yes government jobs defintely contradict my being (it was amazing how an extra three dollars an hour made me forget everything i stabd for)) The test they gave me made me feel as if i was brilliant. I couldnt imagnine anyone failing the minimal iq test of 70 thet gave me. The whole time i worked there I tried to work on my mental powers and make the building spontaneously crush into pieces small enough to snort into my nasal passages. But all the incentive they gave, I just couldn't pass up, those devils!! ( i did feel like a total incompetent selling my soul, but atleast i sold it for more than ,inimum wage!) Suffice to say one day I woke in the morning ready to go to work. I stood outside just waiting for the bus to go there. When the bus finally came, i just let it go by, went back to my house, rationalized my exit from that society and went back to dreamland.
PS i like the infiltrating the system approach. Secret agent- 35314

Only if they manage to take away my Gruntle, which they haven't succeeded in doing yet. Mainly this because I don't have a gruntle and don't even know what one is (but don't tell them that! - the key to surviving in an environment like this is to convincingly pretend that you know what you're doing and what's going on, even though you don't!)

If they take my net access away I may become disgruntled, as I would have nothing else to do all day. hee hee.

It is much the same working for the public utilities here in the UK (or should I say was, since they sold them all off), but anyway, I and my co-workers used to have a very similar attitude to people who phoned up and were rude. I had someone phone up and be very rude indeed to me over a very minor miscalculation in their bill, less than £10, so I did my best to fix it by reentering their meter reading. Unfortunately due to my state of anxiety brought about by abuse received, I got the reading wrong by 1 unit, effectively clocking the meter and sending them a bill for £4500...shame.

Yes shame about that.
It is in the interests of the human race if society naturally selects against rude people by making life a lot harder for impolite individuals.