h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you make a good offer.... i accept.

Welcome, can I get you anything else... a beverage maybe...

what am I talking about I cant be entertaining, im supposed to be studying.... oh well, i am a member of the royal procrastinators society after all...

I would sit down and join you, only... oh what the hell

*pulls up a bean bag and plonks herself down in it, with glass in hand waiting for a good chat*

so what do you do mr muddle?

*pops his head through the door*
Howdy all! Just heard somebody mention chocolate cake and beverages, and I couldn't resist.......any hot chocolate on the go, tab?
*seats himself on...or rather, *in* a beanbag*

Hot chocolate - sure I can do hot chocolate.... unfortunately mr muddle seems not to be here anymore, I almost went and did some study, but Im glad I didn't get up. Although, now I will have to get up to make you hot choclate - i haven't got around to employing a butler or maid or anything here yet... but hot choclate I can do... just give me a sec....

*wanders off in direction of kettle, voice fading as she gets further away*
so hows your day... and where did mr muddle go anyway, i was rather looking forward to a chat...
*wanders back in with (very quickly made) hot chocolate*

would you like some chocolate cake with that?

My day's been good....came here to do some study with mr muddle, and I just sat there while he copied my notes....then, after briefly considering going to class, I came here.....and have been here ever since.
*takes hot chocolate and has a sip*
Nice....I'd love some cake, thank you....

Your welcome, I hope you like it (the chocolate cake that is)..

*notices the Alien Queen is online*....
why dont you invite your queen over for some cake and a drink, i'd love to meet her...

What kind of w**k does mr muddle do?

*sips coffee and takes ANOTHER piece of cake*

Thank you, I shall invite her over....

He does security, as do I......today he's working at a school, trying to stop them from having muck-up day....

This cake really is quite nice.....so moist....

Hiya tabatha! And mr muddle!
I heard there's some chocolate cake around here...

But Muck-up day is such fun... Im not sure why school cant just turn a bit of a blind eye to muck-up day.. I remember when I did my matric - sorry HSC (Im a sth aussie) we had a great final day, no-one got hurt, we wrapped the school up in toilet paper, got pretty drunk, had a chicken and champagne breakfast with all the staff, got a bit drnker and were all asleep by 2pm. We had to clean it up the next day of course, but boy we had fun. We were even in charge of the final assembly, it went for about an hour and we thought we were funny, even if some of the teachers were offended. It was probably one of the best days i ever had at school. Mind you that was a while ago, and youngsters today (not that Im that old, but they seem so young!!) have different thrills. Maybe they're a bit more destructive then we were who knows.

*finishes cake and thinks about perhaps having something savoury next...decides to think about that while finishing off the coffee*

They are a bit more destructive, I think they realise that they won't get punished.....notwithstanding police involvement, of course....I lived in SA for a while too, though I finished schooling over here.....
*hands Alien a piece of chocolate cake*
*finishes his hot chocolate*

Thanks... Mmm... I've never eaten better chocolate cake...

Can I get you a drink Alien? How was your day (I believe it is drawing to a close?) Help yourself to more chcoclate cake, or if you prefer I have some nuts and nibbles as well

*reaches behind her to the cupboard and produces bowl of nuts and nibbles*

What do you do Alien?

Can I get you another drink Chtulhu?

Another hot chocolate would be fantastic.....do you have any biscuits & dip?
*digs into the nuts*

Um... biscuits and dip.... hmmm.... not sure

*wanders off in direction of kitchen to check the status of dip that is known to be in the fridge (but god knows for how long!)*

What are you up to this afternoon?....

*hands Cthulhu fresh hot chocolate and offers dip and biccies - discovered to be OK after the 'sniff-test'*

I'd love some hot chocolate, thanks...
Actually, it's now about seven in the morning - I don't know much about my day yet... What do I do? You mean when I'm not here? I'm studying (or supposed to) my last year in high school or college or whatever would be the right definition in English...

Sorry, got my days and time differences all mucked up.... where are you? UK?
I hope you have a nice day anyway - no idea whats on the cards?
I should be studying too, Ive got an exam next week, but it's much more fun entertaining....Im a very good procrastinator...

*gives the dip the taste test*
All good here
*washes it down with some hot chocolate*
Nice and frothy...beautiful... My plans for the afternoon are exactly this....just like almost every other afternoon...

I'm in Finland...

Studying - who needs it...

I almost went to Finland.... I spent a year in Sweden (about 10 years ago) on a student exchange and at the end of the year a group of students went on the Viking-line to Finland. I had unfortunately run out of money at this stage and couldn't go. One of the many things I regret not doing while I had the chance....

Had a ball in Sweden though - still haven't managed to get back there unfortunately, but I will one day......

*sips coffee - dicovers it to be getting a bit cold and ceremoniously spits it back into the cup - blushes profusely*

please excuse me while I go and make another coffee......
Ill be right back...

Not me, I hope