h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am from Denmark so I am not from the British Isles... yeah well I am kinda, since we used to OWN Britain once... Oh yeesss, those were the days (Danelagen rules...kinda)

JLC, you should be proud. I just saw a Great Old One has blessed your page with several comments. Gotta love the Mythos...

Sorry! Owned Britain Once? HA! I'll just say that again HA!

Danelaw applied to just under half of England, and England forms under half of the British Isles.



PS JLC do you use AIM?

That's true... We didn't need anymore than that. Besides we got bored with the place and decided to dump it. The Vikings were party-people and things got a little boring. Things have picked up though I must say. Once again the light of yeeehaaaa shines on Great Britain

You decided to dump it(?) HA!

Even if willy the conqu hadn't arrived on the scene Harold had already kicked your butt's.

Well I'm Danish too, and I'm telling you, that we had France in our hands, Enhland in our pocket, Sweden, Norway and Iceland under our wings, and lots of dark beer called Mjöd in our stomachs.
Then we had a message from God, saying: " Don't overdo it guys, big is great but small is better, and besides Iceland is to cold for you, Sweden to lousy at soccer (well, they will be once you invent it, Norway to dark, France to disgusting (Can you believe, they are soon going to eat frogs with pleasure, FROGS I tell you) And England.... well, they'll have hooliganism, a prince with huge red ears, endless days with rain, and besides if you keep them they can't come save you in world war 2. Furthermore they'll get all your good danish genes, when the vikings rape their women.

P.S. Sorry for the Inconvenience

P.P.S. I should say hello from my son and your previous Gods Odin and Thor. They are fine."

And thus we gave over England to Whoever wanted her.
By the way, Arhur of Camelot was a danish peasant untill his danish mentor, Merlin, said, "Hey boy, lets go to England and have some fun, build a castle or something" only he said it in danish as this, "Hej lars, de fatter alligevel ikke hvad jeg skriver, så jeg vil bare lige sige, dem fra England må ikke røre ved nogens numse."
God save the Queen (the danish Queen cause, the English is beyond salvation

Keep on takeing the tablets.

For King and Country

HappyDude

I actually wrote a song once called 'For King and Castle'. Not that it matters. I just got to thinking about it. Jedenfals... Maharishi has a point; Dem fra England må ikke røre nogens numse

O dear, he's now talking like the Sweadish Chef.

God Save the King

HappyDude

Too bad my Norwegian girlfriend Mirella, is not here, of course she goes by the good English name Anna. But I am sure she could tanslate. I am in favor of all favor of all foreign languages. So you guys use this forum to trade curse words anytime. I'll just write them down and have them translated. One might need to curse in Swedish sometime.

Oh great and shining Silver One, I feel like breaking into a chorus of Atlantis...can't you hear the guitar start warming up in back...
The continent of Atlantis...way down below the Ocean, where I want to be, she may be...
Feel free to come over to the jacuzzi anytime it is at Swimming Pool lll, Water Only!
Now you owe me a cookie ( one of those famous Danish butter cookies) the kind even the English drool over,
...What Gods they were????? And who might one of the old ones be? Pray tell me Danelagen ruler?

Marharishi, you rule. You can never overkill with me. I like a good tall drink of water. Please feel free to let your Danish flag unfurl anytime here. I have a lot of wind in my sails as well.
Check out the jacuzzi, in Swimming Pool 111, water only. You could get lucky sometime. Right now, I'm 3 levels down on a goldschlager hangover. But I see you guys have come out to play.
Did you say that the English were dumb or that their language hurt your head? Please talk dirty in Danish anytime in my forum.
P.S. Those Frenchies may eat frogs, but they do know how to cook& and eat, something we have in common, and I bet you wouldn't throw one out of bed if she came on with that "Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?" stuff. ****Sizzle****Stick***

Hi JLC. Have a look at http://www.h2g2.com/A429527 or http://www.h2g2.com/A429545, oh you the greatest dancer
Kærligste hilsner!!!

I'm on my way if not already there.

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Baby, it wasn't you. Please come back. I miss you
Worlds of love, JLC the TTP

Honey I'm home !

Oh lover boy! It's you! We're having a Happy Labor Day celebration over here in the USSA. I've been hitting the books hard and heavy and thank God, my insignifigant other has been out at the farm putting in a Fall garden.
I had a wierd trip home to Louisiana. It's only supposed to take 2 hours to get to my mom's but we had a flat. Nothing to do with ya ya trying to pass on the shoulder of the road. No, nothing like that! Then when we finally got there I had to go looking for my brother in a bar called 'Ruby's Road House" 'cause he wasn't home and we needed a spare tire to get back to Alabama. So I had 2 goldschlagers and indulged in some smokey ambiance. (A big no no for me, I'm alergic and get migraines from that sort of environment) Any who...Somehow it took from 12:30 am Sun. morning until 5:01 am Sun. morning for us to pull up into the drive here at Fairhope.
I was caught in the twilight zone with ya ya the high and mighty.

Ahh' sounds wonderful

Sorry to hurt your head with all these details. Mine has been killing me for 2 days. I managed to send a pic to Xyroth, but he is asking about the one I promised you. That one my mother hates of me in a tight red low cut mini. I tried looking for it today in the debris of my armoire, like I said I guard these risque items preciously and I still have not located it. I was thrilled that I managed to get my email through to Xyroth. I want to get one to you too. I hope to catch you on line, I think I wrote down some email coordinates for you but will have to go looking through my papers. Really I was born to be rich and am used to haveing a maid around. I gave up a lot to live here in the Flowered land of Fairhope. I am evaluating the environment in both pysical and psychological effects as I play out my hand here.
Miss you... I will be all over you like white on rice as they say down here, but first I have to write a reaction paper and study for a quiz on Tuesdau. Worlds of Love, Stay Happy for me, JLC the TTP

We have a real time connection, Xyroth knows his computer stuff and I've played with the things since I was 10 years old so between us we should be able to sort you out.

To Email me, 2 Ways.

1: Click the link on the right hand side of my page fill out the form, and I will send you an email back with my email address.

OR

2: Send an email to [email protected] (this is my spam account) and again I will email you back with my normal email address.