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O Dear

Funny you should mention Atlantis. It just happens to be the name of a Danish musical which just happens to be my all time favorite musical and it also happens to Maharishi's favorite musical of all time if I'm not mistaking correctly...(?)

Several really great things have come out of England (Britain): Matchless, Norton and Triumph to name a few. The terms: O dear, oy and many others. I went there once, saw it, loved it, left. Land of hope and glory and some other stuff.... HappyDude, we love ya'

In other news of universal randomnes: I have been dubbed Patron Saint of sticky affairs - May the Goo be with you, always...

You forgot Enfield, before we sold the factory to India.

I'm sorry if you think I overkilled, JLC, cause I'm quite a peaceful guy, and and was just babbling to stay awake. Though I did enjoy it.

"The poet, the physcician, the farmer, the magician and the other socalled gods of their time." Just gotta love that guy, for creating such wonderful musicand lyrics.
By the way, I can be your yoga-partner, if you dont mind traveling the aprox' 2000 miles to my country, Denmark, two times a day, when I do my Yoga, prana yama, and trancendental meditation. The excercise would be healthy for you. That is if you ran and swam.
By another way, Donovan is doing trancendental meditation too.
I'd love to join you at the pool sometime, but I'm only online when I'm on Internet cafés.

Universes of love, Maharishi
(Just have to overdo it, don't I?)

You are mistaking correctly, Dargent, Oh saint of the goo (eat this mushroom)My favorite musical is Atlantis, ( by the way, have you found adalena, cause Sören Launbjerg is looking for her) and you should know that since you gave my your cd, after I borrowed it for so long that you bought a new one. You'll have to show your application for saint'ism. I want to be patron saint of "det er en hemmelighed", but that's a secret, so don't tell anyone. By the I-don't-know-which-number-of-times-i've-written-that-term way JLC, a great old one is a dwelling god-creature of H.P Lovecrafts Cthulu mythos. Oh don't go near those. They bite (litteraly). Big time.

And Happydude, It's true. We do love you. Really.

Gaily bedight. A galant knight. Ride boldly, ride in shadow.
Edgar Allen Poe, later used by Donovan. Oh yes we love it. Yes yes we do. Oh we do.
*Wiping drool (not goo) of chin*
We do so much, positive yep, so we do.
*stopping multiple personalites from conversing with eachother, and taking up good advice about tablets*

Atoms of love, Maharishi
(Thought I'd try underdoing it for a change

You been reading my post again ?

Please check Eastern Standard Time and we will set a cyber date to do some prayanama. I prefer to do that before my primary yoga type which is Hatha. let me know the exact time to check in and I will go to your page. We'll do some yoga partner.
thanks...worlds of love, JLC the TTP

I always read your post darling! You are an iconoclast! Everyone is watching you and yours.
Worlds of Love, JLC the TTP

thanks happy, I will hotmail you. Netscape as had a remake of thier webmail service and I lost all my previous addresses I hand marked there. I did catch your connection to geetrish. I am rolling, its just my style. worlds of love, JLC the TTP

Cool

I'm not feeling too cool! I just set up my PC next to my Mac, it was a grueling task. I am not going on line with it. I am going to type up a resume on it. I used to have my own day spa in West Mobile before I moved to Fairhope. The people I am going to apply with are opening one about 5 blocks down the road. It would be a good location for me. I don't want to drive to work or school. I have set up my class here in Fairhope and hope to go ahead and find a place to do massage here too.
I want to ride my bicycle or walk to where I am going.
What's up with you I am responding to your thread.

Good luck with the job, I posted a bigger post in reply to one of your other postings.

Yours Always

Happy

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Sweetie,
Our first cyberdate and you invite me to a wedding. Pillow case is right. We are both incurable romantics.
I think everything will be alright now. No room for jealousy in the world is there. I just don't understand it. If I have to be jealous of who my guy is talking to, running out to cut the grass at the farm for, buying a rooster for, well you get the picture, I just tease him about it. He thinks if I'm not jealous I don't care for him, I guess because to his nature he is jealous to the point of obsession. We are going to Anna B's house tonight for dinner. Anna B. is the lady that rents the farmhouse. Joe disassembled her Armoire that was in the living, and reassembled it in the bedroom for her last week-end. She insists on thanking us. That was the night, I fixed stuffed flounder at her house while the work was going on. Mr. Bob, some bloke, was about, and talking to me. I didn't hear the end of it for 3 days!
I just don't get it. I am not wired to be jealous of anyone.
***Joe just walked in to read this whole message over my shoulder, he insists that I include some delicate details of conversation with Mr. Bob that I seem to have omitted.
Mr. Bob asked me over to his house to see his dog. **Joe says in the background "his BIG DOG", actually it is a type of German Shepard called a Shiloh. I love German Shepards, they are so loyal. Also, he wanted to tell me all the intimate details of "cooking liver" pan frying in bacon grease. Well you can image how my delicacy was offended! In any case, Mr. Bob may be there tonight and Joe says he intends to take him to the side and tell him that there are 6 billion people on the earth, approx. 3 million must be women, please find his own because he likes his and doesn't want anyone to mess with her. Go and find his own.
I think I'll just take the frozen liver from the freezer, no seriously, this is the plan, and hand it to Mr. Bob, as I walk in the door to break the ice.
Worlds of Love,
JLC the TTP

The liver sounds like a good idea, the last time I was near a german shepard it was a police dog and I was at the wrong end of it, fortanatly I managed to convince the police dog handler that I was not the person he was after, so he didn't release the dog, they latter popped round to the stables for a cup of tea and the dog was a real sweety. I think jelousy in mainly a male thing, what do you think?
Hope you enjoy your evening.

Your Knight in shining armour

Happy

I am sorry to inform you that Maharishi is in the hospital. I think it an infection in the pancreas (spelling?). He should be back on his feet shortly though. Let's all send him our love and happy get well thoughts

Dearest Dargent,
thank you so much for telling me about Maharishi being ill. I definately want to send him my love and positive meditations for his healing. He will be in my prayers and I am deeply concerned. The spelling is correct in your post, my sister in Oregan has recently had increase enzymes levels in her blood showing pancreatic problems and I have an idea of what he is going through because of her. How do I send him my love, prayers and best wishes for a speedy recovery?
Worlds of Love,
JLC the TTP

Welcome Home Happy!
I hope you had a quick settle in and are now well installed in your own environment.
this jealousy thing, I have actually done research on it, yes I do believe it is more of a male thing. Desmond Morris of the book "The Naked Ape" continued his evolutionary studies and theoreticized that: Women are happy to accomodate more than one male because it insures the survival of the species, the man with the strongest sperm, will fertilize the ova. This is one reason the human female is always capable of sexual arousal. also, the female has to ensure that she and her offspring will be taken care of, again, survival of the species, so to keep an ample amout of breadwinners around her is to her and her children's advantage. (One Never Knows Do ONE?"...Fats Waller)
Now, each male on the other end of the biological spectrum,wants to ensure the procreation of his own genes and therefor is totally against haveing any other male around his chosen female. He wants to ensure that only his sperm and his sperm alone, have the sole oppourtunity to fertilize the ova.
Whether or not we can help it, these are biological insticts that are below our subconscious dating back the evolution of the species. I don't really know if jealousy is strictly a man thing, but I think it has biological roots. Women today, a lot of them are the jealous type, I know that most are very jealous of me. I usually have one or two very close girlfriends at the most. Of course, I have 4 sisters who I am very, very close to so I don't need a lot of girlfriends. They were built into my family for me.
Most women, just don't want me around their men. I say lookings free, and I can't help the way they look at me. They can just live with it!
Anyway, who knows, maybe they are evolving with all this women's lib, androgeny going on. because of my name, without the H, I had to be real sure of what sex I belonged to way before androgeny became cool.
And it probably added a little extra aggresivity to my personality as well, that's not all bad. And a lot of it is just an armour I put on to hide my insecurities and sensitivity.
What do you think? thats a lot to think about, and honey I know a man like you is busy. In the real world too. Just think about it, no need to go into long responses unless something moves you or hits a note.
Worlds of Love,
JLC the TTP

Honey having seen pics of you and I would never use androgeny to decribe you. While I couldn't remember the book (well done) you have mentioned the research I was thinking of, I have known some jelous girls and as a male I'm not particulary the jelous type however I think its safe to say I know more Males that suffer from jelousy than females, I definatly think its something in the genetic makup of humans.

On a more personal note you should know though I am busy at times I always have time for you, (tonight I have extra time because the car broke down I have just had the RAC( they are like the AAA) tow me home, so I couldn't do what I wanted to do tonight and I am home early).

Lots of Hugs

Happy

Maharishi is out of the hospital and back on his feet. He won't be working for the next week or so but he's getting there He's probably coming to see me later today so we might just drop in. If not I'll be sure to let him know that you have been 'meditating' for him