A Conversation for h2g2 General Hospital
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J'au-æmne Started conversation Aug 25, 2000
*is filled with a nice selection of ten-year-old magasines, a tea and coffee machine which works... if you hit it hard..., and a badly tuned TV*
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Peregrin Posted Aug 25, 2000
Ooh! They've got the NHS channel on TV. Riveting stuff.
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*Orchestra sets up shop here and starts playing an impatient song with a regular timpani beat and dancing strings and woodwinds in a counter melody*
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J'au-æmne Posted Aug 25, 2000
*feeds the second flautist some coffee from the machine, then takes her place in the orchestra while she recovers*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*walks in, slaps the orchestra conductor round the back of the head, sits down*
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*Woodwinds settle down into a regular beat with the timpani as a very Young Person's Guide like percussion section starts*
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J'au-æmne Posted Aug 25, 2000
*hopes for a piccolo solo*
*why else d'you think she chose 2nd flute? 
*
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 25, 2000
*decides it would be fun to tempt the conductor... laughs as the orchesta play fast and slow, totally against how it should be played!*
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! 
*getting better at the laugh I think... 
*
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*The fugue from Young Person's Guide starts and Joanna gets her piccalo solo*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*puts his arm around DDGDB's shoulder* What are you laughing at, Babe?
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*strings come in on the fugue after the oboes*
*admisters a sedative to DDGDB*
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 25, 2000
*again the sedative doesnt work...*
*sees EV, remebers something of a table, a sweet man...*
what am I laughing about.... erm... *looks at her feet, sees the leather, and remembers...*
I'm tempting, Its my new station in life....
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J'au-æmne Posted Aug 25, 2000
hey! are you allowed to do that in the waiting room?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 25, 2000
Yes, you are...
*starts stroking DDGDB's wings... he hasn't noticed the wings before*
Any more of that sedative there, doctor?
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BluesSlider Posted Aug 25, 2000
*BS appears with 
, |_|, 
and 
on a tray*
Someone callled for a sedative?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 25, 2000
*drinks lots of sedative*
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 25, 2000
look.. sedatives dont work... I'm not mortal so they are of no help to you...
*feels the touch of EV against her wings... strange feelings return to her... she shakes them off, but it becomes harder to do so...*
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- 1: J'au-æmne (Aug 25, 2000)
- 2: Peregrin (Aug 25, 2000)
- 3: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 4: Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe (Aug 25, 2000)
- 5: J'au-æmne (Aug 25, 2000)
- 6: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 7: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 8: J'au-æmne (Aug 25, 2000)
- 9: Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe (Aug 25, 2000)
- 10: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 11: J'au-æmne (Aug 25, 2000)
- 12: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 13: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 14: Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe (Aug 25, 2000)
- 15: J'au-æmne (Aug 25, 2000)
- 16: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 17: BluesSlider (Aug 25, 2000)
- 18: Andromeda (Aug 25, 2000)
- 19: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 20: Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe (Aug 25, 2000)
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