h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmmm, I'd be right in assuming I'm too late to kiss this cute barman I keep hearing about then?!!







I also keep hearing that you need more barstaff, is this true? Because if it is then honey I'm the answer to your prayers. Saint Angelwings (Wings to her *friends*) is the best barmaid this side of the Atlantic! I do already work at the House of the Rising Sun, but I could do with a second job as virtual money is kinda tight at the minute............................................

Please forgive me, all, for my rudeness toward the lady Mina... I have been know to be overly... festive at times. I shall try harder to behave myself better in the future.

I don't mind as long as I get a drink as well.

As there appears to be no barstaff here at the moment I'll get you a drink *goes behind the bar and starts aquainting self with where everything is* So Mina, what'll it be?

Mina has a Pierced Nipple and I'll have a PGGB, please Wings!
Thanks!
So, how long do you think the Borg & the Replicant will carry on in Room 14?
Until they get **bored**?
Hehehehe

By Pierced Nipple I assume you're referring to the drink.
*pours a Pierced Nipple, a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and a for self*
Bottoms up!

Yes, she meant the drink, but I've got 2 real ones as well. Thanks.

Did someone say the "d" word? Pint of champagne please.

Hey hon, I don't think anyone is serving atm, want me to get it?

That's very kind of you.

~goes behind the bar to get EV's drink and gets herself another Pierced Nipple~
There you go sugar.

Thanks babe. Cheers! *clink*

No problem. Cheers too.

Not very busy in here tonight.

No, it's surprisingly quiet.
Can I try your Pierced Nipple?

Oh yes of course you can sugar.


Oh, you mean the drink? No, you can't, it's mine. Do you want me to get you one of your own?

Yes, just the drink, at least while we're in the bar.
I don't know if I want a whole one, I just wanted to taste it.

Just this once then, as it's you.

~holds glass out to EV~

*sips from the glass*
*falls over*

Oh dear. Maybe you'd better not have anymore.
~sits down next to EV to keep him company~

*smiles impishly at wolf, punches him on the arm (hard) and begins to pick her meowth out of the pint*

well, hello.

i'd love to argue with you, really. and it seems you've started one hell of an arguement.

mostly be defiling my pokemon, but i don't think that's the point, now, is it?

soooo... wolf, darling... what do you propose we argue about...?

*plays her fingers across the back of his neck in that sadistic way that drives him absolutely mad*