h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* The meagre posesions of Tweetie & Hezher are carefully laid out here... *

* Which shows in stark contrast to the opulence of the surroundings... *

*GB places a box of chocolates on the table for hezher & a bottle of champagne for Tweetie....

*Enters wearing a very small towel*
This isn't the shower room by any chance is it?

No - it's room 4 one 1 more on top

*bursts into the room, holding a bottle of tequila*
*jumps as she realises someone else is in the room*
*a smile spreads across her face as she runs her eyes over Will's... towel ()*
Hello there What are you doing here?
Not that I mind, but er... hi.
*blushes*
So, I have this bottle of tequila... fancy joining me?

Why, are you coming apart?

*grins*
Not what I had in mind...
*thinks: I cannot believe I just said that!*

Ahh, hello, I was just...and then I...err...Yes I will join you in a drink

*grins*
Ok...
*pause*
Oh, I don't seem to have any glasses...
*Will looks behind him and spots the glasses sitting on the dressing table*
Will: what about those?
*The glasses disappear*
*Will looks surprised, and turns back to Tweetie, who's wearing an entirely innocent look*
Oh well, guess we're gonna have to drink straight from the bottle...
*Tweet holds it up to her lips and takes a pull, and then hands it to Will*

*Takes bottle and takes a large swig*
Ohhhh....PGGB without a doubt my favourite bleach
*Begins to become very tipsy*
Wow 4 big...
*Becomes unsteady*
I'll just be having a rest on this bed
*Collapses on bed*

*grins*
*grabs the bottle and puts it to her lips*
Hell yes, that's the stuff...
*begins to feel the effects*
Ok, who told the world it could start spinning?
Maybe I'll just have a rest too. Nice bed, good bed...
*Tweet drops onto her back- right beside Will*

Whoopsy there you go eathy ath thee doeth it!

*Enters room and leaves ribbon-tied scrolls with horoscopes*

*Tweetie: Where there's a will there's a way, but farther down the road there's a kid in your life.*

*Hezher: Garden flowers are nice, but beware of the bees.*

- LOL!!! -

* M.K enter carrying a box of candy with a small note inscribed with 'Hezher' - for no particular reason... whats-so-ever.. *

* exits... *

Lord M.K*

*Will wakes up again*
*Spots the horoscope note*
She could have done a pun on "With the best Will in the world"
*Suddenly a large headache hits Will in the head*

*Walks in, notices chocolate and candy, cries "WOW!" and eats*
Hey thanx guys!
*Hears frantic, subtle coughing coming from bed. Ignores it and finishes chocolate! Finally notices Will and Tweetie, goes red with embarrisment and runs off to the chocolate pantry again*

*Arrives looking flushed*
*Quickly freshens up before Tweetie arrives*

*leans on the doorway, watching Will*
*grins in anticipation...*

hello
*pulls Tweetie in by her waist*
*in the same move he manages to fix a DND sign on the door*

Hello.
*zeroes in for a kiss, and gently pulls Will over to the bed...*