h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* This ancient staircase has seen many generations around midnight sneaking about on their way to maturity, generally at the hands of some handsome, young servant... *

Hic! I'm sure m'room's up here.
*Negotiating the local variations in gravitational field successfully, Kes makes it to the top of the stairs, thence the Bridal Suite*

*Much later. A strange double trail of brown footprints can be seen on the stair carpet. On the landing, there are indications of interesting activity - chocolate on the windowsill? Never!*

I was just coming here to post that!
*ROFL*
Great minds.....

Great one-track minds, possibly

* M.K wakes up shivering on the floor of the landing wondering how in God's name he ended up here... *

Lord M.K*

>/BOOKMARKING>

* M.K runs across the top floor landing skidding in his socks as he goes past in a flash... *

*runs after Matt wondering why he's running away just as she has finally returned*

* M.K runs on by, doubles takes... *

* Grabs the divine being, and carries her towards the bedroom again... *

Lord M.K*

*puts one arm around Matt, and the other one to keep the kimono from opening *

*Passes Vince on the sters and hands him the tool Box*
they will need this to set up the wake I will be bisy for a bit
*walks of in to G.B.s room*

I am in YOUR room.....

*Bob and G.B. run hand in hand up the sters hedding for the newly reperd Second Floor bathroom. Bob has some how manadged to get harlf of G.B.s cloths off befor they get there*

*Tweetie runs past*
*Will finds he's fast catching up with her*
*Noticing that she's heading towards room 4 he makes him self slow down quickly*

*Tweet (currently indistinguishable from a blue and white blur), flies up the staircase, and waits for Will to catch up*

*Will catches up and makes a grab for the elusive Tweetie*

*wriggles out of his grasp*
Not until we get to my room

*Shivers from that wiggle*
Almost ends up running ahead of Tweetie in his eagerness to reach her room*