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Triv shoulders them BOTH out of the way, booking it to room 17.

Whoops. 'Scuse me, gangway, comin' through. I've got an appointment to keep.


Triv

*stands at top of staircase*
*looks around*
Good, nobody about.
*slides down bannister*

I saw you!
*giggles*

*blushes*
Oh... er... just polishing the bannister...

* M.K storms down the staircase carrying the Duchesses cases... *

Lord M.K*

Wha?
What?
What was that?
A bullet?
A speeding train?

* M.K valiantly stumbles up the stairs carrying Dax's cases in an alcoholic haze... *

* M.K valiantly stumbles up the stairs carrying Dax's cases in an alcoholic haze... *

* Now technically you might have thought the repetition was purely an oversight, but then you haven't taken into account his rapid descent in between... *

Lord M.K*

*GB carries her Ladyship's breakfast upstairs...with a single red rosebud in a silver vase smelling sweetly on the tray...

*GB heads back down to the Dining Room, clattering all the way...

GB clatters down the stairs as fast as she can!!!
{heading for Reception}