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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 29, 2000
(grins evilly, for a lack of anything better to do)
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LUCY FUR - Lady of the Sexy Underwear Posted Aug 29, 2000
Come on now.... Surely you can manage a manic laugh for little old me???
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 29, 2000
I've got a sore throat.
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 29, 2000
Before retiring for the night, GB is making out her will.
She lists, in no particular order,
Bob
Will - PS of Tea & Cappucino
Ivor Biggun{formerly Shellers}
Tweetie{Archangel}
Mina - Muse of bondage
sea
Petunia
this list is to be added to before the Foxy Manor vacation ends.....
Remember that GB is the richest woman on the planet since she bought shares in h2g2 before it went online 
Patrons paying attention will know why this will is being drawn out....and why. It's her - or me. H2g2 is not big enough for both of us.
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LUCY FUR - Lady of the Sexy Underwear Posted Aug 30, 2000
Well, as you are obsessed with the idea of being dead, whereas I, as a Demon, cannot die, and you yourself have made out a will, and if you *do* die you'd go to Hell, which is somewhere I visit now and then to visit the old Parents, you know, well I guess that means that no matter what, h2g2 will *have* to be big enough for the both of us.
At least, for now.
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 30, 2000
However, Lucy Fur, remember that as Lord of the Underworld I can doom you to eternal suffering. So there.
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Aug 30, 2000
I think i know who you are know has any one gessed it yet.
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LUCY FUR - Lady of the Sexy Underwear Posted Aug 30, 2000
Yes, but as I am your sister, I am eternally suffering from your bad jokes, so it don't make no difference 
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 30, 2000
Nope, if you think you know who I am email me at... uh... well actually my email address would give it away. Hang on...
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Aug 30, 2000
Email me at [email protected]
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nim the cat (STILL choking in air pollution) Posted Sep 7, 2000
You know the saying:
I'd rather laugh with the senners than cry with the saints
the sinners are much more fun
or something in that order?
I guess h2g2 is the exception to that one too!
I'm off - out of boredom!
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Sep 7, 2000
My celibacy forum is quite funny! 
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Sep 7, 2000
well its desterbing at least I still did not get the bit abou necrophilia. although I cant help but laugh at it.
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Sep 8, 2000
Ummmm, how do we get to Satan's homepage if he has no name?
*aside* I have an idea of who he is too, but I'm not taking any chances...
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Sep 9, 2000
With a great deal of diffaculty but I was wrong (although I did not ask) I realised it was not St Dragonfly as I first thought
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Sep 9, 2000
Satan's Researcher number is U149868 or it was when I last looked!
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Sep 10, 2000
I like this new invisible form it's fun
It's also useful for watching people in the... er, actually, I won't go into that.
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Sep 10, 2000
Errr, you weren't watching when...
You know, it was Will's suggestion. I mean yes, I went to get the stuff, but it was under duress...
*winces*
Yeah ok, I'll stop.
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