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And no dirt in either!

Thanks, GB!

/* Uses hands to wipe dirt off of clothing */

Hey, wait a minute. If there is no dirt in the hole, then where did all this dirt come from?

And this question is completely different from the other. This hole is measured in the metric system, and the other hole was filled with water.

/* Fills new hole with water */

This one is better for swimming -- the other was only 6 inches wide.

OK, so if a whole hole is nothing, what's a "virtual hole" ?

none!

And what was the meeting in Stockholm on 23 October like? Is there a report (Photos photos photos!?!?!?) anywhere??

The Mini Meet Up? With me, One-eye and Freedom? Well, of course all iof us forgot to bring a camera (x3) - and then we thought of crowding into a photo machine, but decided to have a couple of beers first, and by the time we left the pub the underground (with photo machine) had closed...

...but there will be a Scandinavian Meet Up on December 16th...

http://www.h2g2.com/A443152

...and this I WILL bring a camera *mumbling to herself: I will bring a camera, I will bring a camera, I will bring a camera...*

*notices hole now filled with water*

\\\SPLASH!///

*helps Titania out of the water, like the good soul he is*
Ahh...
16th December....
One day after my birthday....
and near to Xmas!

*jumps right back into hole again and starts splashing water on Arthur*

Arthur, would you please try not to use that many smileys, this page is taking for ever to load for me... please? ~sweet smile~

This page is the busiest forum on h2g2 right now.....
Please no multiple smileys!
h2g2 is slow enough!
Thanks.......

Wait...someone said you can't half a hole? If you didn't have a hole, there wouldn't be anything to half. Even if you half a half the half is still a hole half.

Well done Ottox... you seem to be quickest on the button... so you get the point... ~grin~

Congratulations Ottoxxxx!<
*Next* time I will only type one character if it's possible!

"You can't have half a hole" - that would be me.

Icarus said: "if you didn't have a hole, there wouldn't be
anything to half. Even if you half a half the half is still a hole half."

I think that was my point. You can halve a hole. Except you then have two holes ("a whole half" - if you prefer.) You cannot, for instance, dig half a hole by only halving Greebo's dimensions (6x2x1) - that would still be a hole. You might try imagining some dividing line in the hole. ("That is one half and this is the other.") but you're still only standing in A hole. Not two or even half.

Clive

*offers Clive some*

Thanks GB!

Have a

Thanks Clive!
*munch munch*
Have you been to see Santa yet?
http://www.h2g2.com/U12

Puns are really hard to carry off in text. Read it as "If you didn't have a whole, there wouldn't be anything to half. Even if you half a half the half is still a whole half" and see if it get funnier. Somehow I doubt it, but it's worth a shot. A shot of what I don't know. Vodka perhaps.

Yeah, I get it now. I had *he-he* only just woken up when I replied to your posting. My pun-detector wan't fine-tuned at 10.30am and I guess I took it kinda literally. me.

*goes away to dig a hole to curl up and die from embarresment in.*