h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, if anybody got stuff they don't want to know about, they just have to tell me! Then I won't tell them about it!

(Except if I'm in a very ish mood! )

Ottox, oh how thee loves to count, let me count the ways


Dancer

Well done tdbiii... east is the correst answer... so that means a point is heading in your direction...

AND some bonus information for you too, tdbiii: No Danes are called Greebo or tdbiii. There *is* one Ottox, even if he's not mentioned in the statistics!

There are no Danish Greebo's???? ~Greebo ponders this~... No Greebo's at all in Danland??? ~Greebo scratches her pretty little head~... You mean there are millions of doughnuts in Danburg with no one to eat them???? ~Greebo considers a new holiday destination....~

Oh wow...

~sly grin~

All the s are just waiting for you to come here!

Is there time to pack a few neca...nesas...nicesrie...er... things in my Garfield packpack?

I guess there is... if you're mean enough to let them suffer!

no tdbiii's at all?

Oh well, I must say I am pretty unique

*polishes fingernails on shirt while looking around arrogantly over his nose*

ME... mean... me thinks not... ~Greebo quickly stuffs her Garfield backpack...~

Fur brush
Fur conditioner
Fur shampoo
Fur detoxificationer
Fur by
Sun tan cream
Gnat rep.. repe... git ridover
Toothbrush
Tooth paste
Dental floss
Tooth shiner
Tooth file
Tooth repairer
Spare pair of knickers (not that me wears them being a cat)
Spare change
Spare wheel
Spare doughnut
me going spare
Change of collar
Tail buffer
Tail smoother
Tail dehumidifier
Tail puffer
Tail brusher
Spare tail (never leave home without one)
Towel
Sponge
Towel (spare)
soapy water
Towel (spare, spare)
X-Men comic
Spare X-men comic
Towel (extra spare just in case)
Travel scrabble
Gum shield
Wine Gum
Gummy Bear
Towel ( extra, extra spare)
Fluffy dice
Carpet shampoo
Carpet remover
Fluffy Carpet
Fluffy dice made of carpet
Spare carpet in case me losses the first one
Extra towel
Extra gum shield
Extra tail (never leave home without one)
Spare extra towel
Bag of hard boiled sweets
Bag of bags
Bag of straws
Bag of bag of spare extra towels
Book to read
Book to dribble on
Book to look at
Book to hide behind
Spare book
Book of popular towels
Bath Towel
Kitch sink
Spare kitchen sink
Fan mail
Fan tail
Spare fan tail (Never leave home without it)
Rice Krispie cakes
cushion
Blow up sheep (Don't ask)
Pen
Pencil
Ruler
Rubber (never leave home without one ~snigger~)
Cheese cake
Bottle of milk
fridge
Spare fridge
Cheese crackers
If you reached this far you are crackers
Beach towel
Spare beachtowel
Extra spare ribs
Pancake roll
Fold away seat
monkey wrench
Monkey Nuts
Monkey Puzzle Tree
picnic blanket (or large towel)
Picnic basket
cheese and onion crisps
Claw trimmers
Claw buffers
Claw cleaners
Claw polish - Red
Claw polish - Blue
Claw polish - Garrish purple
Claw file
Claw polisher
Ginger Nuts
Fresh cream cakes
Hitch Hikers Guide
Whisker straightener
Whisker whisk er
Whisky
More whisky
Party Poppers
Old faded towel
Lamp shade
Toilet roll
If you reached this far... me crackers
Change of hat
Hat
Spare hat
perfume
Smelly stuff
Basil is in the ratatouie
Can't spell ratatouie
~snigger~
Copy of H2G2 Post
Cross word is Bah humbug
Cross legs
Picture of Garibaldi
Spare picture of Garibaldi
writing pad
felt tips
unfelt tips
Egg mayonaise sandwich
Wilson Brown-Bear (never leave home without him)
Tv guide
Laptop
Lap dog
Lap dancer (what the hell!!!)
Spare towels, spare towel, towel
Giddy aunt
Aunty Septic
rubbish bin
Chocolate orange
Barely sugars
A stone
Jolly roger
Nipple cream (nothing like supple nipples... if you got eight of them)
Pad softner
Pad hardner
Paddle in water
Water wings
blow up sheep (thought it could do with another mention... don't ask)
Pot plant
Watering can
Spare soil
Spare pot plant
H2IQ quiz page
Small unregarded blue green planet
Digital watch
Pan Galctic Gargle Blaster
A gold brick
Mobile phone
Bucket of Bile
Singing Nun
Ear phones
Nose phone
Ear plugs
Ear tip pointers
Ear wagglers
Ear prickers (Star trek humour)
Ear, Nose and throat clinic
P.J.'s
and finally
A towel...

Hmmm


is that everything me wonders...

* muffled voice from the bottom of the bag*

"Hey, let me out of here, I haven't got my passport"

~Greebo looks around for Whisky~

Where is he???

Me thinks this thread needs its own conversation... er... or is that the other way round....

The H2G2 Field Trip to Danland/burg

Does that sound good folks?

Any spare crackers?

Me meant H2IQ of course... field trip to Danland... ~grin~

Looks for spare crackers for Ottox... hmm... got some crumpets here... will they do???