h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've cracked the prototype - go to A613847 and then A613865 and have a gander. I believe the ACF-SRF thread is not secure hence this posting.

Cats pressing the button on A613847 get sucked into the Curiositizer at A613865.

Bwaaa hah hah hah hah hah

Red

2 Kittys ensnared already.

Red

Lol. I just went there. Nicely done, Red!

Just about to read the threads hanging from that page.

Don't look now, but your name says come and join the caR war.

Hmmmm - I suspect a Cat Lover amongst the Italics. Fixed anyway.

Glad you liked the Curiositizer. I`ve put up a roll call on the Scientific Research Facility for the felines we`ve suckered so far and also upgraded some of the info` on the Cat War in the Dog House.

You should also put sea on the list that it captured. She has posted to the curiositizer thread. She probably pushed the button, found where it lead, but didn't hit the post button. Crafty , that one.

Everyone, I have an announcement to make. I am sending the Marine Corps to the H2G2 Waterworks And Beach. If we control that, just think of all that we could do to the cats.

1-The Beach is home of Joanna's Donut Stall, the "mint" for the only real currency on h2g2.

2-Cats are natural enemies of water. With all of that water....we've got a huge friend.

3-Sand is used to make many forms of kitty litter. 'Nuff said.

4-It's a major site here on H2G2, and tourists could easily view propoganda, should we ever wish to set some up.

5-Because I wanna demonstrate my newest biological feat, the Dog Fish. Now, while I know that there is already a species of fish called the dog fish, this is probably the most literal interpretation of the word (no actual dogs were harmed in the creation of this creature. Just a few of the dumber fish).

The Dog Fish has the combined senses of scent of a shark and a bloodhound. More agressive than a shark and a pitt bull. Capable of breathing and moving quickly whether swimming or on land. Plus a few other surprises.

Now, my first attempt at this Beach infiltration will be a peaceful, democratic attempt aimed at BlueBottle. If BB fails to see the light, a frontal invasion.

I would have already proceeded with this, but I felt that since I'm not actually trying to take over the world as usual, I should get imput from the rest of the army. But post soon. Nothing on h2g2 is safe from view.

As we`re a federation of h2g2 lifeforms opposed to Cats, consultation with Allies is important. You`ve got my vote KL.

Red

I shall proceed then.

Just so I understand this properly we`re going to have a nice peaceful ACF Marine Corps day trip to the beach.

I have in my minds eye landing crafts, assault hovercrafts, armoured pedalo's etc - landing ramps go down and our boys`ll saunter up the beach in their camo-bermuda's and kevlar kiss-me-quick hats.

Once we get a few thousand of the lads onshore we build a big sandcastle to fortify the place before anyone notices.

.... and if it turns ugly so do we ?

Good plan .

Red

Count me in, too.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F11003?thread=134695 is where it is going down.

Well, BlueBottle isn't going to let us do it peacefully, he likes cats. Looks like we'll have to resort to the invasion plans.

*Wonders just what a moderator might think of the above phrase when it's not taken in context*

We'll try to take the main beach first. Then I recommend we go for the sea, the sewers, and the pool.

Operation Aqua is underway, check out the details and further progress at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F26840?thread=13469

Sorry, that should be http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F26840?thread=134692

On my way.

~straps on sidearm, picks up bucket and spade~

I wonder if the cats'll even care about this.

Or even notice!

*Almost waves at sea, but isn't really sure if she is there*

*Waves at Sea, just for the fun of it*

[Cat Clipboard appears in a puff of smoke]

[Cat Clipboard] :

Heheheh... Your destroyer is almost ready, Red Dog...

[Departs in smoke cloud]