h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Prepare for the game by lining your stomach with cast iron, cause boys and girls this games gonna make you "Eat lightning and crap thunder", also get a deck of cards and lots-o-beer.

You look through the card deck and pick out all the eights and lay the in a vertical line from top to bottom. Dealer deals out rest of cards (best if played with 4 people). Then once the cards are received
by all players you place the cards in numerical and suite order side to side next to the correspondign card. Ex. You have a 9 of hearts you lay it down next to the eight of hearts, Then whomever is a your disposition has to take that many gulps for as many cards there are in the line the one way. When the whoel suite fill up whichever person lays the last card in the suite down picks which person to gulp 14 times, repeat if desired.

Beer, preferably cheap. Me and my freinds Buy KEYSTONE ICE its only 8.50 dollars a case and it has 5.9% alchohol unlike most american beers that contain 4.7%

theres no way to cheat in this one.