h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

nice party, you gotta like the stupid hats.
ZZ9 Explorer

A pary isn't complete without stupid hats.
*Adjusts his own stupid hat.*

*lifts a hand to the silly hat on her own head (which looks impossible cute with her halo hovering round it)*
Or drinks- we need alcohol!

Sheesh, drinks. OK. Hey, Do I have magic powers like some of the other Guardian Angels? So far all I've done is fly.

When it comes to alcohol, you have all the powers.

~Does the wings shuffle~

Oh really?

Yes. *Pulls out two bottles of whiskey from beneath her wings.*

*grins*
You can also abuse your patronage at any time- you have no idea how many times mine's got me out of doing the dishes

~Wings Shuffle~

I think I'm getting the hang of this. I've been doing it in every forum I've been in today

~Wings Shuffle~

*Notices he does not have a stupid hat on and so Gobs a gold sparkaly wig out of mid air*
Thats better No did some one menchan whisky

Nope. But I can if you like
*produces a large bottle of Scotch from thin air*
Personally I find you can have far more fun with a bottle of tequila, but we'll try it your way this time
*starts pouring...*

Thanks

*Shuffles down to the floor*

Oh, I just rememered. I was going to get cake and ice cream. Who wants some? Back in a slash!

*Much to his surprise Mr. I dissapears in a flash of light.*

Tquila is fine I am not as narrow minded as Bob
(for some reason it is not as much fun when he is not here to be insulted)
Lets see how does this work againe.
*points at the bar and a worm some sea water and a small lemmon tree*
Well I am almoast there

*Reappears in another flash of light*

Okay, I have different flavors of ice cream, a cake, and some red jello.

Ooo ice cream
*picks up the lot and runs off in to a corner*
Its mine and you carnt have any... unless you ask very nicely of corse

That's OK. You can have it. Who wants Oreos? Anything else I should get?

Vince...
*flutters eyelashes*
Can I have some ice cream?
*smiles and tips her head to one side*

*wanders over with cup of punch*

Ah; NOW I understand what all that 'wings shuffle' business was in the F&F last night. I thought I was going crackers. Silly old groundbound me, eh?
Anyway, as a representative of the Scout community, I shall consume some of that fiery-lookin' pepperoni, jalapeno, anchovy & hot pepper flake pizza, and then recommend it for consumption... or something like that

*puts on ostentatiously silly hat, scoffs pizza*

*strangled whisper* I can see through time...

*watches as smoke billows out of NS's ears.*

Mmmm, I think I'm beginning to understand those strange looks I get when I order pizza...
*grabs a slice*
*proceeds to eat it, with no dramatic effects*
How come I'm the only one who can handle this?