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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Started conversation Aug 20, 2013
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Edinburgh Festival's funniest jokes
Eight and nine were the only two that made me laugh, five and ten were quite clever and raised a smile. All the others were pretty naff.
Nothing has yet beaten my favourite joke, which I first heard in the school playground 50 years ago.
What's black and yellow and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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broelan Posted Aug 21, 2013
One of my favorites was told to my sister when she was a high-school teacher..
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Eat Mop.
And, well, the rest is obvious.
How're you? 
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Aug 21, 2013
I'm doing okay thanks broe, how about you?
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Aug 21, 2013
*Not* teaching that one to Notepad, as desperately sick as all of us are of the "Boo Hoo who?" knock-knock joke.
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broelan Posted Aug 22, 2013
The boo hoo who one isn't as bad as the banana/orange one.
Here's a good kid one, Amy:
How can you tell if there's a bug in your sandwich? It's crunchy.
Doing well enough! Keeping busy anyway. 
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Baron Grim Posted Aug 22, 2013
What's worse than finding a bug in your sandwich?
Finding half a bug in your sandwich. 
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Aug 22, 2013
The banana/orange one is less annoying than a failed attempt at the banana/orange one--Notepad doesn't get that one, so she throws in random fruits instead of the orange
Then again, she *is* 4...
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Baron Grim Posted Aug 22, 2013
Here are my favorite kid jokes.
How do you catch a "unique" rabbit?
You "neek" up on it...
How do you catch a "tame" rabbit?
Da "tame" way.
Why do ducks have flat feet?
For putting out fires...
Why do elephants have flat feet?
For putting out flaming ducks.
A string walks into a bar....
Nevermind I can't tell that one without doing a horrible Boston/Irish accent. Besides, it's a bit of a cruel joke. When done well it takes at least 5 minutes to tell and the punch line is painful. (Some here surely know the punch line, but the joke changes in the middle. Kinda like "The Aristocrats".)
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Aug 22, 2013
I know that one--read it in one of the Callahan's Bar books.
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Baron Grim Posted Aug 22, 2013
I tell it to every new (cute) bartender I meet. Then I make them swear that if they hear ANYONE say, "A string walks into a bar" to instantly jump in with the punchline!
Every bartender must hear that joke... ONCE!
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Aug 22, 2013
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what are foghorns made from?
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