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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 26, 2001
[Looks up from chaseing Red Dog around the room with an aluminum baseball bat]
what haystack test?...I've heard of no such test...
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 27, 2001
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The Krylma Leader Posted Jun 27, 2001
Enjoy the feeling while it lasts. At some point, you'll just be provoked by them.
In any event, Clipboard, there are two tests that you must pass to become an acting member of STUMPED. The first is the test in the giant spheres with the hungry-hungry hippoes and the thermonuclear bomb. But if you go back and read what has been written *after* you exit the sphere, or if you go back and read some of the backlog *before* you enter the sphere, you'll see that the second part of the initiation is searching for a needle in a field of haystacks.
Oh, and as a member of SUTMPED, you will be expected to follow all of my orders to the utmost, and you have all ready been targetted with an "auto-destruct" device in the event that any of my orders are broken. Just so you know.
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jun 27, 2001
I already found your needle with my orbital magnet, and I also disabled the auto distruct device, I only follow orders when I want to!
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Moondawg Posted Jun 29, 2001
Man, that Continuity Ray really works! I was quietly loping around the great north woods and suddenly found myself drawn here to this court room! As the offended party in this action I must say it's good to see justice in action!
But I must also admit begrudginly to a begrudged admiration for my attacker's obstinance and single-bloodimindedness. Like a bullterrier I et once, fought me all the way down. And then some.
How-ooo!
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The Krylma Leader Posted Jun 30, 2001
*Evil grin*
Clipboard, I don't think you'll want that auto-destruct device out of you. You see, STUMPED is a totalitarian operation. In other words, rules can be made and broken as I see fit. So, I could have the same thing that happened to Kudos happen to you, if you catch my drift.
*A holographic image pops up, showing an Alien lying on a torture table*
Later, Kudos was moved to an asteroid where he is currently attempting to escape before I cut off the oxygen in four posts. He'll only have five more to escape before the asteroid detonates.
In any event, no, you never took it out. Remember?
*Shoots Clipboard with the Continuity Gun*
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jun 30, 2001
Hey, KL, I've got some new techno-gadgets that makes bio-mechanics automatically reproduce or repair themselves if damaged or removed. Maybe you should try to use those, instead of having to just re-install your self-destruct mechanisms.
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jul 1, 2001
bah, I ought to press the yikes button, the way you're harrassing me, but I have something even better in mind... The fist test of my latest creation, the continuity shield! Do you think your continuity gun gives you absolute control over continuity? Well think again! With my continuity shield, I'm immune to the effects your continuity gun! You can consider your loophole through continuity closed as far as I'm concerned! I left the trial! I removed the explosive! I'll work for you, but you can't blackmail me!
So there!
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jul 2, 2001
I'm afraid you don't know how the Continuity Gun works, Clipboard. You see, the Continuity Gun was powered by Moderation Software. In other words, anything on h2g2 was effected by it.
However, you're in luck. Due to a recent turn of events in the Aroma Cafe's Magick Forest, the CD containing the Moderation Software was stolen from him. We're all safe now.
*Affy pulls out the CD, waves it in KL's face, and runs away, pointing at KL and laughing*
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jul 4, 2001
Moderation software or not, my continuity shield will retain it's effectiveness.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jul 4, 2001
Oh, really? Let's see you break one of the House Rules (other than spitting) and not have it moderated away within the hour.
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jul 5, 2001
I'm not saying that the continuity shield will protcet against moderation, just against the continuity gun. Ive added a couple of zaphodista elements to counter the moderation software you speak so highly of.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jul 7, 2001
I've yet to see any evidence of this shield of yours, BTW. And I'm a Zaphodista myself, and don't know of any Moderation proof equipment that they've got.
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jul 7, 2001
i used that ascii art thing they have on thier page, and I haven't used it yet, except to remove the explosive device from stumped.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jul 7, 2001
You know, KL may just revoke your supervillain license for that. He could always lower you to a license that only permits usage and ownership of three supervillainish weapons.
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jul 7, 2001
Well I don't think that's right at all!
supervillans were meant to mostly be loaners... making only occasional loose allainces and haveing intermittent meetings on how to implement diabolical schemes. None of this corperate auto-destruct BS.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jul 9, 2001
Not sure you quite get how STUMPED operates. KL wants to be sure that he takes over the world. He's not gonna let other people on h2g2 do it under his organization and then not let him get a cut of the pay-off. When you join STUMPED, you basically become a minion with a lot of freedom of choice.
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jul 9, 2001
What @$$!! A creul hoax! Stumped is hardly a supervillian's group at all! It's more like some kind of Butt-A**-backward White southern honkey turd convention! That's not how supervillany should work! That's dumber than a genetic cross-breed between Forest Gump, Dan Quale, & George W.Bush!
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jul 10, 2001
Now, now, you're still a free agent. You can organize your own plans to acheive your own goals, but KL has last word on pretty much everything STUMPED related that goes on.
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