h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi lizza,

I've had days were it seemed like there were a 100 seconds in a minute.

What was the Easter conversation about? About the meaning of the holiday and the religious implications or just what you did during the holiday? (There was a Jewish scholar that studied Easter and wrote an article about his findings. Which I found fascinating the a Jew would study a Christian holiday.)

I don't know how to take "I was better out of school then in", It sounds insulting to me. I think I would have to have a little talk with the teacher. Maybe with a baseball bat, sorry Cricket bat, in my hand.

Well, I'm glad you found a name for your dog, can't go around calling her dog now can you.

Take care of yourself,

Mostly

PS. Being boring or exciting is not why there are stalkers and I won't go into the reason why, some sick twisted person who should be strung up by their thumbs and beaten, stalks another.

i think baseball bats r better 4 hitting people round the head with they make a nice sound 2 especially the aluminium ones. thets aluminium not alooooooominum!
thats another of those odd mysteries. why do teh americans make videos 4 the english syllabus. allmost all the videos we watch r american. its just daft i mean why don't they make videos 4 thei own system
wiil com bk l8ter

alooooooominum!!!!!
alooooooominum!!!!!
alooooooominum!!!!!

I don't know why we make videos for the english syllabus. So we are teaching english to the English. lol Can I get a southern accented y'all out of you?

Talk to you soon.


Mostly

i have a well toned eton accent thanku very much.
it depends what u mean by a southern accent. accents in england change by the county.
but if u mean a gloucester accent i can vaguely do 1. but that doesnt coun't as southern their voices r softer and less coloquialised.

ALUMINIUM!!!

i met some1 whose job it was 2 translate english texts into american. apparently the americans r 2... tut tut tut ill stop there b4 i bcome 2 racist.

the videos we watch really annoy me coz i can't stand ammerican accents this isn't ment 2 b offensive they just grate in my ears and id rather we chnged the subject now. im sure uv got a very nice voice love.

i went flying the other day as in i atually flrw a plane. it was real fun. so now i can come and visit u!
ive also been back 2 belgium (yey)and saw all the ww1 cemetries my great grandad built which was cool.

hope uv been enjoying urself l8ly
lol lizza

Hi lizza,

That sounds like a really cool trip.

Yes I have been enjoying myself. I have been studying for some certification tests and working on /fixing up my house.

Did you know that when aluminum was first discovered it was considered more valuable than gold? They even made jewelry out of it.

Mostly

i expect they atually made the jewellry out of bauxite. aluminium atually had to be invented. after they discovered aluminijm ore they couldnt get akuminium untl it was invented.

Hi lizza,

You are probably right. The article I read gave little in depth knowledge, it just said that when aluminum was discovered/invented it was considered more valuable than gold.

So how have you been? Are you out of school for the summer? Any plans on what you are going to do this summer?

Sorry it took me so long to reply to your posting ,I have been very busy and haven't spent much time online.

Hope to hear form you soon,

Mostly

ive been to france where i met lots of steriotype americans. and ate discusting cheese. but the ice creams were nice.

it was really great atually. except my dad through me in a swimming pool and so i caught a cold which ment i had to stay in bed and read so it all turned out ok in the end.

i have now trained my dog to not eat cat biscuits. we dont have a cat so is a completely useless thing for her to know how to do. oh well never mind.

Hi lizza,

What is a Stereotypical American? The way I read your statement I feel I should apologize. So on behalf of myself, I apologize for everything the stereotypical Americans did to offend you. I'm sure that I would behave better.

I'm sorry to hear that you caught a cold. Why did your dad through you into the pool?

I just got back from the beach. A friend of my wife has a beach house and they invited us down for the weekend. The kids loved playing in the ocean. We all had a great time.

Hope to talk to you soon,

Mostly

thats odd. i always presumed that people knew what teh steriotype of their country was. but i found a steriotype about the british that i didnt know. aparently we all act as though we're gay?

er steriotypical americans
fat or bimbo,
think they're best,
say oh my god in annoying voices to everything,
take profound interest in everything,
obsessed with animal rights,
annoying.

but then it only takes one person to create a steriotype. and im not trying to insult anyone you asked for it.

what are the british/english steriotypes?

Hi lizza,

Stereotypical Americans:

Fat or bimbo: Well, I could lose a few pounds bit I’m not fat and can a male be a bimbo?

Think they’re the best: I try to be the best me I can be.

say “oh my god” in annoying voices to everything: must be thinking of the Valley girl of California. I very rarely say “oh my god” and when I do it with a very cool southern drawl.

take profound interest in everything: I only take Profound interest in very few things and moderate interest in only the things that affect me personally.

obsessed with animal rights: PETA in obsessed with animal rights, I belong to a different PETA ”People Eating Tasty Animals”

Annoying: Am I annoying??

My British English stereotypes, well since I know several British’s people I find them not much different than the Americans. (except for the funny accent. )

Mostly