h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Visitors are welcome to add their thanks to Bruce here.

*Aunt Lil finally stops restraints*

Ah well, second 'ere ain't bad *^_^*. Great pic considered. Keep On Growing, B, and cheers for the help u've given us (me).

Interesting monument. Which one is Bruce????

heh heh heh

Is that any way to thank Bruce?

Thanks Bruce. You always gave me good advice.

*sniffs around base of monument*
*scurries awat through grass*

Now we know what "The Thinker" was thinking about.

Great artwork Lil. Bruce deserved it.

______ Ode to Bruce ________

When our page is a mess and our neck's in a noose,
The clinic is there. So is Bruce.

When our frustration makes us loudly obtuse,
Who calms us with gadgets? It's Bruce.

When our technical skill rivals Bulwinkle Moose,
Who flies to the rescue? No. Bruce!

Who's mastered the language of h-2-g-deuce?
Our guru of GuideML, Bruce.

Whose size in our hearts dwarfs the mighty Zeus?
Um, nobody. Still... we love Bruce.


Thank you Bruce.


--Redbeard

*Wipes away tears*

The GuideML languageand its use
Is at times vague, opaque, and obtuse
And when you start to despair
And remove fistfuls of hair
Along comes a tech wizard named Bruce!

Thanks for all the help dude... it's a testament to your skill in education that I don't come by bothering you anymore.

*dabbing at eyes*

all of this is so moving!

yes, well... you ARE quite grand, Bruce ol' man!

Thank you again... for all of it!

* HE looks up at the impressive sculpture in awe...and HE has seen them all !!! *

Praise be the mighty Lil !!!

* HE ponders the reams of prose inspired by the statue & the man... *

Thankyou Bruce for all your fine service, your witty asides and your generosity of spirit !!!

GoOD Luck !!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

On behalf of all the bumbling bees:
Thank you Bruce!

-B-

A great idea. Thank you Bruce for all your help. Bruce has been here from day one, he's helped so many people with GuideML, including me, on many occasions.

So thanks for all your help Bruce, and thanks for being a good friend too.

*hugs*

Peta

A marvelous tribute to a marvelous man. LIke everyone else on h2g2, I too have been helped by you. I learned GuideMl (at least the parts I have learned so far ) largely at your clinic. Thanks.

The Celery would also like to officially congratulate you on your new monument. You are a giant of h2g2 and richly deserve such a tribute.

Pierrot (official spokesbird): Aaaaawwwk, gotta love him

Hey, who is this enigmatic cockroach, taking the words right out of my mouth? Sure does a good impersonation.

Oh well, he said just what I would have said anyway. (Thanks Bruce!)

Pierrot: Aaaaawwwk, lookout, mind-reading cockroach.

I'm not mindreading. I'm just enigmatic.

Thanks, Bruce-I'm just learning now and I appreciate being able to humbly bow at your most honorable feet.

Oh Go..., Oh Heav..., Oh lor...,

Hmm, lets face it, there's just no exclamation of surprise that isn't going to give ol' U112388 an excuse for an awful pun (or that won't breach the sites T&C)

So I'll have to make do with Zowie!

I'm amazed, I'm touched, I'm all choked up

Thanks heaps guys - it's always a pleasure to help

;^)#
btw 'Lil - you got my look just right - but who's that sneaking up behind me

Bruce, you have to get over that mrs Adams-stuff

... who me ?

I thought it was quite touching really, because I've noticed you are always more 'tactile' with the pretty ones...

- Simply, Innocent.

Just for you, Bruce. That little touch of what the art academicians call "Hubba Hubba".