h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I AM THE HITPERSON. I HAVE KIDNAPPED THE CELERY. I WILL BE IN CONTACT TO VOICE MY RANSOM DEMANDS. IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE CELERY ALIVE, YOU WILL NOT INVOLVE THE POLICE.

The kidnapper is:
Oh why should I tell you, she is so easily caught out.

Geddit???

Amy the (Sleuth) Ant

VERY FUNNY. NICE TRY, LITTLE BUG, BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT IF YOU WANT TO CATCH ME.

I have the evidence, my dear. Little Bug maybe but the brain is the size of a planet. And you left the evidence for me to find. Give up now. You know it makes sense.

The picture of The Celery Captured is on Sea's server. The Red Masque Team can stick together or let Sea face justice by herself.

the masque team? i, unfortunately, am not on the team, i'm just allowed to pass out wine. and besides, i didn't do anything!!!

wait, i have a server???
umm... what is a server?

look, ant. If sea didn't do it, then sea didn't do it.

Sea? is this ant bothering you?

*NYC pulls out two rather large machine guns and points them at the ant... BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!!!*

...dang ant is hard to hit. Wait! I know!

*Stomp*

*stompstompstompstompstomp*

*gives NYC a big hug and kiss*
my hero!!! no, wait, my supervillain!!!!
and for crying out loud, amy, i didn't do it! like i said before, i lack the programming knowledge to be able to make a picture like that. and my friends have the password to that website. i don't know who it is.

I knew I wore my boots today for something!

I have left the evidence with Lil. The Celery team can decide what to do.

Incidently NYC -- your boots need mending badly.

hmmph. i still maintain my innocence.

A copy of the evidence can be found at:

http://mcbrideweb.future.easyspace.com/picture4.jpg

i already said that the site is under my name, but seven other people know the password to it. i couldn't create that picture if my life depended on it.

besides, you seem so determined to prove that i'm guilty, how do i know you didn't MAKE that picture?! you have the programming and HTML knowledge!!!!!

and at that fact, you could have made that picture, then typed the URL in yourself! That proves nothing...

*NYC looks down at his boot*

Ah darn! you pharoah ants are vicious!

*NYC pulls out a brick*

Let's see you deal with this!

*CLOMPclompclompclompclompclompclomp*

Psstt! That isn't me. I'm over here.

oh hell.

let's play "toss the hand grenade"!

think fast! *fling*

*DD Dives behind rock*

*amy catches hand grenade and throws it back*

Seems to be my day for saving the lives of presidential candidates! You're lucky I hadn't gone to bed as planned DD.