h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sea steps out of the shadows. there is something in her hand. she walks over near the strange-looking device, turns to yo, and grins evilly*

*in her hand is a cell phone*

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[AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, BLAMMO! CATS has set CHOPPERS up the BOMB. He heads into the Initiation Forum and starts blathering his catchphrase; YK obliges him.]

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jolly good...you keep that up...ill just sit over here...no dont mind me...

I'm on a break.
If anyone touches my Domino biscuits they won't even have time to kiss their hand goodbye.

[CATS] How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us! You are on the way to destruction!

[YK] But this is our only --

[CATS] [as if YK had said just three words] You have no chance to survive make your time! Ha ha ha ha!

[YK] Oh shut up. I'll handle these looneys, if nobody else minds.

[YK arms his lightsaber and strikes a heroic pose hard enough to knock it out, preventing it from striking back.]

Go right ahead.

Just mind you don't spill anything.

[CATS starts shooting at YK, who deflects every single blast with his lightsaber.]

*sea glances over at YK and CATS, then looks back at yo*

shall i? i can survive the blast, i'll just splatter and have to reconstitute myself. what about you?

and the wiiiiiind blows them doooooown

[YK] Want me to use that Crouching Jedi, Hidden Matrix attack again?

[Bomb]Ten......................nine................eight...................seven

..........six........five....................four

[YK] Crouching Jedi, Hidden Matrix!

[There's a blur, and suddenly the bomb is GONE! An explosion is heard outside. Darth Corrigible falls through the ceiling. (Yes, Mr. Director, you did read that right: he fell through the ceiling and added a fortune to the budget.) He quickly gets up and dusts himself off. He extends hid hand, and hid lightsaber falls into it.]

[Corrigible] Okay, who set up us the bomb!?!?

[YK] I didn't do it!

.......three.......

[ooc] perhaps CATs bomb blew up outside, mine is still counting down......good luck trying to move it

[BULLET TIME. YK is visible, running around. The seconds tick away like hours. His lightsaber is armed. He slices the bomb off ... wherever it is, grabs it, and dives through an open window. Darth Corrigible's Sith Infiltrator is sitting there. He puts it right beneat it, then starts running away at a diagonal VERTICAL angle, kinda like the way Peter Pan did it in that scene in Hook.]

<the jostling of the bomb by the lightsaber detonates the bomb at precisely the moment YK is in the air approaching the window. There is no explosion. YK continues to move forward but the bomb stops in mid air and is rooted there. <> The center of the weapon disapears and the nothingness slowly grows in a sphere of inky blackness...>

[Yo]in 20 posts it will engulf the room, in 40 it will encompass the whole of CHOPPERS where it will cease to expand. How will you stop it YK? It appears that you are the only hero here to defend your HQ. Good luck

[YK] Okay ... um ... um ... Oh, where's Affy and his Zorkish spells when you need him!? Okay ... Summon ... No, Atomos would make it worse and Odin would cloud the issue. Wait, I know! Eden!

[[Summon]]

[The sky clouds over. They whirl around and around, like a hurricane. The eye opens up, and a huge beast ... no, structure ... no, creature ... Well, whatever it is, it arrives. The confusion would probably be the fact that it appears to have propellors and gyrating things, as well as a draconic-looking head. Its maw opens, and a demonic glow appears in the depths of its mouth. The glow becomes brighter ... brighter ... Then a guy with purple hair jumps down from behind it and the mouth closes. This guy are named Eden.]

[Eden] Huh.

[[Qrrbrbirlbel]]

[He(?) grabs the sphere of nothingness and walks up to the huge thing and ascends, but not before throwing an anarchist's bomb over his shoulder. There's a huge flash of light, and then all members of STUMPED are bomarded by the word "Blah" in large pink letters.]

[Bomb] Zeeky boogy doog!

[There's a nuclear explosion which only affects members of STUMPED, and then, as it fades away, the words "Gleek snag zip" appear on the screen. The scene is replaced by a starfield with Earth in the middle of it. The planet explodes. Fade to the scene before YK summoned it. It is exactly the same, only without the sphere of nothingness (and all STUMPED members should have considerably fewer HP). I hope nobody managed to find any logic in this summon; I tried to remove all traces of it!]

[ooc]I'm not even going to go into how many rules of continuity.........bahh.......see the bomb is immovible because it's attached directly to the fabric of space time......by moving it you destroy the universe just like a ballon deflates once popped......forget it

*still drinking *

Looking good, guys.
Just don't move out of shot so often and we can do this in one take.