h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK. Will do. eventually. And what is your user number?

[Vekura] {Click on our name to find out, but in case you're too lazy, it's U104312.}

Yes. Laziness was my excuse. So, have you always been Mewtwo? I came in april, I'm nearly u130000, and I didnt think pokemon existed much before that.

[Mewtwo] }No, I have not always been Mewtwo. For ten years, I was an idea, and before that, I was just a bit of Alakazam DNA here, some psychic blood samples there, and a fossilized Mew eyebrow.{

[Vekura] {Ahem!}

[Mewtwo] }Oh. Yes, I always have been Mewtwo on the H2G2, although you probably won't recognize me by some of my earlier posts. And Pokémon arrived in America in 1997, I believe, or thenabouts.{

Oh. Right. Pokemon for 4 years. How do you cope?

My favourite is a new one. It seems to be called wuffles, or something. It appears to have a pink jelly wig for hair. Or that purple onion thing. yeah!

[Mewtwo] }Igglybuff? Jumpluff? Smoochum? Cleffa? Togepi? Snubbull?{

That really means nothing to me

[Mewtwo] }Well you /could/ provide a better description than that.{

It is one of the new ones (gold/silver)
It appears on the pikachu's big day or whatever. It looks like a boxer, but pink, with long, pink jelly like hair.

[Both at once] }{Tyrogue.{}

[Mewtwo] }What's with the (3)?{

Snuffles. It's called snuffles. It's a dog. It says 'Snuffles' And it is as cool as the oddish thing!

You'll see about the 3. Look! It's 2 now!

[Mewtwo] }It's Snubbull. Sorry, when you said "boxer" we assumed you meant a boxer as in Jesse Ventura.{

[Vekura] {He's a wrestler.}

[Mewtwo] }Whatever.{

OK. Snubbull

Boxer Hound.

Jesse Ventura is a wrestler is he not?

Oh. You already said that. My mistake.

[Mewtwo] }That's right, he's not.{

[Vekura] {He's a governor.}

Poetry Woman now has a cheery little bio all of her own at http://www.h2g2.com/A502732. I didn't mention in that that she wears red latex, or her spiffy red cape.

By the way, Uncle Heavy, What are your powers, and what do you look like?

My favorite soft fruit is.... bananas

Poetry Woman

Well. Well. Well. I have many incarnations, dependiong on my mood. The only unifying aspect is my sideburns.
I can often be seen wearing an impeccable tux witrh carnation and bow tie.
Sometimes, I wear an overcoat, and am bald. Except for the ubiquitous(and slightly bushier burns)
Sometimes I have a finely developped Fu Man Chu.

Powers. Well, I have claws like wolverine's(3 adamantium claws, which are hidden in each arm, until I spring them. They are slightly curved), a metal skeleton and a cheerful demeanor. I favour...the kiwi.

The problem is that I cannot be bothered to find out how to link to articles, so when I do, I'll do the link. But until then, no want do.

It's pretty much the same as a link to people in guide ML except instead of it's

And how cool, the many faces of UH

Thanks. I'll do it one day. And go to the heros meeting forum, for some secret plans. It shoulod be fun

Oh no hurry, that was more by way of an explanation than anything else.

And Yep, I'm over there now! Thanks for the invite.

Poetry Woman