h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Acknowledged HITPERSON.

As I take the Protection, Intellence and Security Services seriously, I will do all I can to support the authorities as they strive to bring you to justice.

Gagdreek: What's going on? Who is this guy?
I've found his hideout! It's not very hidden.

Very true Gadreek.

The kidnapper is:

Oh why should I tell you, she is so easily caught out.

IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE HIDDEN. THAT IS ONLY THE PRESS RELEASE SITE. MY TRUE HIDEOUT WILL NEVER BE LOCATED. AND AS FOR THE BUG GIRL, STOP BLAMING SOEASILYAMUSED. SHE KNOWS ME, BUT SHE IS NOT ME.

Look, I've got the three of you surrounded. The picture was on Sea's website so she takes the rap.

I have a photo of the evidence. We know where the picture of The Celery was stored. I can prove it (even if you remove the picture from the server. The Red Masque Team stands accused. Or you can let Sea take the rap by herself.

how can you prove that i have a website? i can barely write HTML, let alone create that picture. i didn't do it. you can't prove a thing.

You poor dear. Are you mentally challenged?

I have left the evidence of your complicity in this sorry, but mercifully brief, affair in the hand of The Celery Team. They can do with it what they want.

mentally challenged?!?!?! why i oughtta....
*starts to lunge at the ant*
WELL I'M SORRY THAT NOT EVERYONE HAS YOUR CAPACITY FOR PROGRAMMING KNOWLEDGE! MAYBE NOT EVERYONE IS AS SMART AS YOU. BUT MAYBE YOU MIGHT CONSIDER OTHER PEOPLE BEFORE YOU GO CALLING PEOPLE MENTALLY CHALLENGED LIKE SOME HEINOUS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

AND ONCE AND FOR ALL,

I D I D N O T K I D N A P T H E C E L E R Y ! ! !

I DO BELIEVE YOU'VE MADE HER ANGRY... FALSE ACCUSATIONS TEND TO DO THAT...

AMY STOP THE BLOODY ACCUSATIONS, RIGHT NOW! AN INTERNET URL IS NOT PROOF, ANYONE CAN SET ONE UP AS YOU KNOW DAMN WELL.

*pauses for breath*

AND how has the celery been RESCUED? eh? nobody but HITPERSON knows where he is being stored, and hitperson doesnt look like he wants to tell us does he? Cod in heaven, some insects!

so all of a sudden, the celery has been rescued?

is anyone else suddenly reminded of the movie "wag the dog"??? well, personally it seems like whoever claims to have rescued the celery probably took him in the first place.

read my confession and goodbye message at http://www.h2g2.com/F46306?thread=71447

Exactly, a confession. It puts all the shouted statements above in a different light doesn't it? And I forgive you for the rude words. You really shouldn't write things like that, you know.

Oh c'mon ant, where is your sense of humour?

It does not extend as far as calling people "bitches", or even, on h2g2, as far as using mild expletives. But I have no problem with all of this. Sea couldn't have her own way and had a tantrum. Fine. That's all there is to it. I will not be responding to any more threads on the subject.

at last!