h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm going to do everything I can to make sure you leave H2G2, Mr. Indifferent. You made your first mistake by joining Mankoid's Flipper's Thread. I cannot allow you to do that. You should never have entered a thread I was on. Good bye Mr. Indifferent.

I shouldn't have to leave. I've been rissen to saintum. Maybe you should be the one to leave.

I was here first. You don't belong here.

*slams door open, and strides into the room. The stormcloud hovering over his brow would send Poe into raptures.*

*takes in the situation, and the vibe of the room with one glance*

~ ~ ~ EXCUSE ME?? ~ ~ ~

You are right, I don't belong here. but i seem to be stuck. i can't leave. Mr. Zax, I shouldn't be here and Wigfiddle knows it. I felt fine untill I entered a thread that he was already in. Someone talked to us both and I couldn't help filling that it was wrong.

Now I think that it's probably my falt that you're here. Come to think of it, us talking to each othter is probably not helping the situation any. Perhaps we should just avoyd each other.

so explain yourselves.

what is this behavior??

we can't be having this.

do you two know each other in real life?

what started this- wigfiddle? you are the first (apparently) to have declared war. do you mind enlightening us as to WHY?

and mr indifferent, we quite enjoy your company in heaven, so if you're not otherwise engaged, we'd appreciate it if you stuck around. what do you think?

Great! Wigfiddle, Coming to my site really was a bad idea. Now I have the ArchAngel questioning everything.
uh... i guess we kind of know each other...um...
it's not any bad behavior really.
I don't know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. I don't know how you will react. You may just say, "Oh, is THAT all?" Or you may say something like, "Well you big fat lieing..." I'm just not sure. I also don't know if this has happened with anyone else at H2G2. If so they may not have told anyone.

well, as you have other contact with each other, and this is not an unprovoked incident, i will stay out of it. in other words, "Oh, is that all?"

since you two have kept the feud to your own threads, that is fine. Mr Indifferent, you should seriously consider staying around. as i said before, we enjoy your company in heaven. I for one believe you will make a fine saint, and would hate to see you go. any problems you are having can be dealt with.

I WILL say however, that i will NOT tolerate one of my brothers being abused. as wigfiddle has already stated his intentions toward a truce, i will bow out.

good night, boys.

Hello there Wigfiddle !!!

You might want to consider the following...

a) Mr.Indifferent signed up to be a GA simply to help people.

b) 50+ Guardian Angels is a lot of people to be fall out with.

So I hope you see it's not only silly & harmful to others, but also exceedingly counter-productive...

- Moving In Mysterious Ways

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Wigfiddle's not the problem! I am! Well I guess if I am he is too! The problem isn't really between us! The problem is that I feel that I am deseaving others!

There! i said it in a new journal entry for the world to see! now do i diserve to leave!?

ahhh. and the plot thickens...

*listens attentively*

you see? did you read my journal intry? I was practically lying to everyone who came into the discusion. (i went to a few other threads, went insain in the space ship rental) We are the same person, Wigfiddle and I. it may not seem like a big thing to you (it didn't bother Alien, ACE) but it really started to bother me.

OH IS ~THAT~ ALL???


geez mr i/wiggy, i guessed that HOURS Ago!! (if you don't believe me, ask B.E.Dan... hehehe!) well played, old man!

no, kid. we don't mind.

we DO mind when you go around threatening to wipe yourself from the servers. that we mind a lot.

so anyway, would you rather be known as saint mr indifferent, or saint wigfiddle?

maybe it'd help if you knew how many people on h2g2 have multiple personality disorder!
*note to god, we need a saint for that, STAT!*

why, the Big Cheese himself has at least three VERY DIFFERENT personas on this site, not to mention the fact that he gets his jollies by parading around as saint peter!

no, tho i can see how it may be driving you nutty.

relax. have a drink.
*passes over a guinness*
and take a breath.
you're making ME tense.

now i feel stupid too. that was another one of the things i dreaded about telling everyone, that they'de be mad just because i mad such a fuss. i would really like to know if that's why St. Fashion cat left.
i made things worse every step of the way. worse for me.

well, i must be getting off line now. it's getting late. see you later, Zax, GOD. bye.

no. don't feel stupid. feel like you belong. cuz you do. there. done. over. ok?
and no, i have it on VERY good authority (she told me) that fashion cat left because she had an errand to run in real life.
rl can be really annoying sometimes, don't you agree?

cool. so are you sticking around then?

hey! i did have some RL stuff to deal with BTW.. and yes, it is most annoying, especially since I was talking to some great people at the time... Mr. I you fit right in... dont let this be the reason you leave... trust me, you're not half as weird as i am... Zax will back me up on that!

see you in heaven....