h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just shut up, OK. The doctors said I was perfectly OK for my age, and mummy said she thought I was special, and the teachers said the kids were just being nasty and

*Bursts into floods of tears, out of which comes *

You just thought I was crying then. Well, you're wrong. I hate you both.

((i'd just like to say that i almost fell out of my chair IRL from the last post...))
*sits up sleepily as a large cloud builds above her head*
now you've done it, you've woken me up. bad idea.
*hurricane-like winds sweep through the forum, knocking the superzeroes down, but leaving the villains untouched, except a bit mussed in the hair department*

Sith apprentice? Is that the one after the fith and before the seveth?
Have a fishy anyway

no, no, no. that's siXth. with an X. i am a SITH apprentice, soon to be a Sith Lady. as in Star Wars. the opposite of the Jedi. the dark side of the force.
oh, never mind. have a instead.

*Sea sees an apple lying on the ground*
oh, where did THIS come from?
*takes a bite*
well, i hope that isn't one of FruitBoy's silly produce bombs...
*yawns*
i am getting sleepy, though...
*moves to her hammock and lies down and immediately falls into a deep sleep until August 5th*

((note: have a great summer, guys! that goes for the heroes too! i'll be back Aug 5...))

Anybody know why I'm still looking at the old dark blue version of the Guide, and whether it's possible to change to the new look?

just go to profile, or preferences, or something.
It's kinda funny to ask the person you've just fished...

I guess I'm just a funny kind of guy.

well then, *ahem*, ha.

Far roo nice a day for this. I'm off to a barbecue in a minute.

Only a real expert can succesfully barbeque fish, so next time bring a fresh one!



Come to think of it, that didn't really make much sense...

I laugh in the face of your reallly rather poor retorts.
See?

Fish?
Go on then.

a "chortle"? With your size, I thought nothing less than a "guffaw" would suffice!

take THAT, then!

You don't need it but I wink anyway and You should feel honored cuz this is my offical last H2G2 post before I leave. Keep it real and trounce the hero's SEA

~Stay Frosty

Got the Internet on me telly now. What will they think of next? Didn't make much sense though, cos all the fishes and winks were missing, as were the Reply buttons.

*Dials out over the British phone network once more, at considerable expense, in true heroic fashion, to plant a poisson*

and all your troubles for nothing...



I could laugh, but... I can't think of a reason!
so, mWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!

I love being a villian...

Shouldn't that start with a "Mwahaha" and then go on to say something like "ha ha ha HAHAHA ha HAHA HA HA HA HA ahaha Ha HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"?

Nine exclamations marks. Very important if you really want to be evil.

I, however, am not evel, so I haven't quite got the hang of this "sense of humour" thing.

and that's why you're not a villian...

Well it's not for lack of persuasion