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ANNOUNCEMENT: THE CELERY HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED

Post 1

HITPERSON

I AM THE HITPERSON. I HAVE KIDNAPPED THE CELERY. I WILL POST AGAIN TO HIS CAMPAIGN PAGE TO VOICE MY RANSOM DEMANDS.


ANNOUNCEMENT: THE CELERY HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED

Post 2

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

The kidnapper is:
Oh why should I tell you, she is so easily caught out.

Geddit???

Amy the (Sleuth) Ant


ANNOUNCEMENT: THE CELERY HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED

Post 3

HITPERSON

I AM INSULTED THAT YOU WOULD CALL ME A SHE. BE CAREFUL OR YOU WILL BE NEXT.


ANNOUNCEMENT: THE CELERY HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED

Post 4

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

Ha! And whose army?

*goes home laughing*


ANNOUNCEMENT: THE CELERY HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED

Post 5

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

Threats, eh? Still, no matter, it's not as if I'm scared.

I have left the evidence with The Celery Team and they can take further action if they wish.


ANNOUNCEMENT: THE CELERY HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED

Post 6

HITPERSON

WHO WAS IT THAT SAID, "IT IS NOT AS IF I AM SCARED"???


ANNOUNCEMENT: THE CELERY HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED

Post 7

soeasilyamused, or sea

read my confession and goodbye message at http://www.h2g2.com/F46306?thread=71447


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