h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dear Mrs Celba,
I am recently in the bussiness of extorting all the green from mr silly willy. and since you are also interested in the green i will give you a cut if you help me get it. basically my motives are the fact that after the dawning of time nothing spectacular has happened and i tend to get cynical when im bored so i want the green to lolly around in for a spell if ya catch my drift. just tell your cats not to eat my goldfish.
Join the green side
mordac

I consider sw to be my friend, actually.
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well you can become more powerful than him and stick him in a large glass bowl and watch him walk around its very relaxing

It's OK, I already have some in my bedroom
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Do I get a say in this?

(Foolish mordac for thinking he can hide from me, when I'm the master of computers )

- What? Why are you here? All these interruptions are enough to make one insane!!
- Well, there's nothing wrong with a bit of insanity now and again and again and again...I'm sorry, who are you?
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- What? Why are you here? All these interruptions are enough to make one insane!!
- Well, there's nothing wrong with a bit of insanity now and again and again and again...I'm sorry, who are you?
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"I am the darkness that surrounds you at night"

I'll tell Lizzie you've been surrounding me!!!
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I knew you'd say that.

you know me too well
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For once I agree

do you? i don't.
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err....yeah...o...k

ok? really? i'm soo glad.
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heheeee
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