h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Eats the ice-sream*
Thats not really what I wanteed EV, but it was nice anyway. I would like the piquorish in the ice-sream, even though I wouldn't like it, I'd just show it off. But perhaps instead of an all sorts ice-cream I'll have all sorts of ice-cream!

Sorry, you want ice-scream with piquorish in it? I'll have to speak to my supplier...

Hmm, I was in a rush, so the words got muddled. But that sounds good, if you have any piquorish then I'll have it.

*finds a jar marked "Danger: Piquorish"*
Ah, you're in luck!
*opens jar and cautiously sniffs contents*
Urrrgh! Are you sure this is what you want?

Yeah, sure. I'll throw it at the PNB hunters, you'd be suprised at how many of them stake out at this swimming pool with pikka birds.

Fair enough. *hands over the jar of piquorish and a pair of protective gloves*

Thanks EV.
*Starts throwing piquorish into the bushes, loud screams emerge from the ill fated PNB hunters with screeches from the pikka birds*
That did the trick, now can I have all sorts of ice-cream (including an all sort ice-cream)?

Well, okay... *hands over all sorts of ice cream*

Can I have a Marathon ice-cream?

Of course. *hands over an enormously huge ice cream* Good luck with it.

Ooh, can I have one of those too EV? I've finished with the piquorish now, did the job. Here, you can have the rest of it, but watch out, it does exactly what it says on the tin!
The van areas quietened down alot, I think you need someone to stick up some signs saying 'get your ice-cream this way. All tastes (yes, all tastes) catered for!' And maybe a few people with thoses sandwich boards, might do the trick?!

Hmmmmm, not a bad idea... maybe I'll get some t-shirts printed up.
*struggles with another marathon ice cream for PNB*

I'll buy three (t-shirts) please. Don't know why I want three, but I'll have 'em!
*Falls over under the weight of the marathon ice-cream*
Blimey this is heavy. But hey; its ice-cream, I could eat it indefinately!

You might have to, it's pretty big.

You know what EV? I think that you should go and advertise the ice-cream van outside the pool, or the second pool. I would do it for you, but this ice-cream is very large!

Hmmmm, good idea. *drives van over to http://www.h2g2.com/F44378?thread=64443 and waits*

Thanks for the squirrel flavour ice-cream, it was lush. However, it had rather a lot of squirrel hair on top. Thought it was only squirrel *flavour*, didn't realise it was made from *real* squirrels. I'm a vegetarian. Arhghghghhghghghghghghg!!!!!!.
p.s. shame about the water buffalo being off. Anyone know where I can get some?

I'll have a word with my supplier, in the meantime come over to http://www.h2g2.com/F44378?thread=64443 and I'll see what I can do for you...