h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello P'Hul, good to have you here. Nope, no-one's drowned so far, but I read the other day about a baby that drowned in a small puddle in her garden, so anything can happen..

*starts drowning the handful of water in her hand*

*Has never drowned before, so can't fully apreciate the conversation...*

If you don't mind me asking.... How exactly can you drown...water...!!!??!?!?!?!

You can drown water by suffocating it with water, didn't you know?
That's why the sea is wet - it is constantly drowning, and so it is crying because of it's danger, and the tears make it wet.

LOL!!!

*laughs so much she starts drowning in the water in her hand she was trying to drown*

¦M¦

Oh no! Ming! Be careful!!

*doesn't know what to do, then remembers an old trick she learned in
lifeguard trainig, 'if someone is panicking or drowning because of uncontrollable laughter you must get them to think of...'

Ming! Quick! Think of really old men and women in speedos! Vericose veins and... Oh, no! I forgot the warning that telling people this
might make them go into shock!

Ming! Are you okay? Speak to me! MIIINNGGGGG!!!!

Just dropping by to reconnect my supply to the House of Relaxation:
http://www.h2g2.com/a216893
May I say thankyou for allowing me to use your purest water for my personal massages Bluebottle
shazzPRME

Well, what are friends for.
Fancy a drink while you're here? It's only water, I'm afraid, but still....

I'd love one There is nothing quite like a cup of pure water before embarking on something stronger.
shazzPRME

*Gives Shazz a |_| of water*
Well, I hope you enjoy it. Did you know our water here makes a great hangover cure from the F&F?

*smiles*
I shall have to remember that! I am off to the Lowlands Festival today, and won't be back until Monday... have a few gallons of water standing by for then please! LOL
shazzPRME

What, you'll be needing to drink the waterworks dry, no doubt
Okay - we'll be ready.

*Glug, glug, glug*
Phew... that's better
shazzPRME

Well, we'll have to wait for some more water to trickle from our natural spring, but I'm glad that someone's refreshed.

*Sits on the edge of the spring and taps out a jolly rhythm with long fingernails*
shazzPRME

What's that jolly rhythm you're tapping out with long fingernails, Shazz?

The best bits of Stravinsky's 'The Rite of Spring' which I saw on the Proms on Wednesday night! Good isn't it!
shazzPRME

Very impressive. Although my favourite bit of the proms will always be the Last Night.

But of course! Do they have a man or a woman singing 'Rule Brittania' this year?
shazzPRME

I'm not sure yet... Was it last year or the year before where they had an American chap? And the year before that there were 2 women in 1996... Hmmm... I think I'm lost.