h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey; cheers!
Who put Don Mills in charge, anyway?
Don Cherry, I could understand - (and you'd know who decided he was in charge, eh?)
It used to be Owen Sound...
Now, Owen Money, I know;
Olive Mymonee is his wife, I believe..
How 'bout, " Donna Hat?"
Is she Don's wife? (Not Cherry; Mills)
Cool Hat. I want one.
Does Don make towels too; as well as hats?
I know he makes breakfast cereal. It's on the box.
Did you know that French for "Don Mills" is, "Don Mills"?
Even chien chauds can't do that! Groovy, Nescafe?
But it doesn't mention hats.
Well.

I'm gonna Don my beach hat and look for a towel; if you see Owen or Olive, don't let them know that you know where I am, please?
Have a good one!
Or two half-good ones!
Or.... ok, you get it....



` PLT, Mick.

Hey Canuck(s),
Anyone ever tell you you write like Harold Pinter?

--Triv

Hairy old vintner?
I don't know...
Who's Harold Pintner? I suspect I'm missing something.
Sometimes I get in a punny mood & can't help myself.
Wanna play?
PLT, Mick.