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Uncle Heavily Drunk's Curiously non-hungover journal japery
Uncle Heavy [sic] Started conversation Jan 27, 2002
Another Meet. Another excuse to lay waste to my long suffering liver. You will be pleased, i am sure, that I drunk precisely half what i had last time. This was to please the Italics, Clelba and my parents. And to increase my chances of getting home in the morning. So yeah! You read it here first: UH has self restraint. Yeth.
Once again I met lots of lovely people, accrued many funny signiatures, and no doubt embarrassed myself royally in repeat fasion. What I do know is that when I arrived lots of people greeted me and recounted annecdotes about what I did/said to them. Needless to say, I'd never (consciously) met them in my life...This time I can remember who everyone is, at the very least...
In fact, I have a very bad reputation at these things: violent clothes, drunken revellery and complete irresponsibility. Guilty as charged, my friends. I should point out that I drink to drunkeness in frequently, and it doesn't take much. There. That looks like it could be a justification.
SO I slept on Sgt Mushrooms B&B floor under my jacket and a towel. So what?
Thank you to everyone who humoured me (bemused onlookers in their thousands), supplied me with drinks (Greydesk!), kept me upright (Clelba, Will, Emily?, others...), signed my...ahem...thing (everyone I asked) and so on and so on. 
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Ottox Posted Jan 27, 2002
I love the way you roll your eyes! 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 27, 2002
i couldnt really think of anything more profound to say....
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Ottox Posted Jan 27, 2002
Well, you managed to confuse me! 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 27, 2002
finally! a success!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 27, 2002
*giggles*
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 27, 2002
Yes, yes, yes ... but who did you hug? 
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 27, 2002
Clelba got the most...the me...Then 
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Ottox Posted Jan 27, 2002
I want UH to hug me! 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 27, 2002
never fear, ottox, you will get to hug me. oh yes!
in a purely platonic manner...
clelba got about 23 hugs in the end. shea, shes a clear leader, im a fraid...
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 27, 2002
*sulks*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 27, 2002
never fear, ottox, you will get to hug me. oh yes!
in a purely platonic manner...
clelba got about 23 hugs in the end. shea, shes a clear leader, im a fraid...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 27, 2002
you could have asked for more...i was in no fit state to object
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 27, 2002
I don't work like that
Anyway...it was my floor that you slept on
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Ottox Posted Jan 27, 2002
I *might* have abused you, UH!
Nah...
all
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Clelba Posted Jan 27, 2002
erm, it was at *least* 30 hugs i had actually...
^. .^
= ' =
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 27, 2002
ottox, if you wanted to abuse me, you have to join the long waiting list of people who want to do that...
and i appretiate your floor. im sure i didnt thank you enough for your help. but thank you for your help
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 27, 2002
Yes...I saw you two...
(obviously<winekye>
Don't worry, I won't go on...
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- 4: Ottox (Jan 27, 2002)
- 5: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 27, 2002)
- 6: Ottox (Jan 27, 2002)
- 7: Sergeant Mushroom (Jan 27, 2002)
- 8: Shea the Sarcastic (Jan 27, 2002)
- 9: Sergeant Mushroom (Jan 27, 2002)
- 10: Ottox (Jan 27, 2002)
- 11: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 27, 2002)
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- 16: Ottox (Jan 27, 2002)
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