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Senile Annoying Reprobate Drivers in Need of Eels (jellied).

"London bus drivers drive so badly because they are preoccupied as to where their next jellied eel is coming from." As a commuter recently divulged. And as always never question the integrity of a smelly, rude, broadsheet reader on a crowded East End bound bus.


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