h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

honestly.

It must be the beard. I always had problems with the beard. Since I last shaved it on, it's been great.

Right Mark you have my interest - when does the tutorial start ?

You haven't blanked it out, have you ? They say you tend to forget things after a long period without Err. What was I saying.?

Condolences
vegiman

*rushes off to shave a beard on, whatever that means*

I meant off. Drat.

*Goes of to hide in a corner*

*Stops halfway*

Oh the problems of having your b/f on the other line when your typing.

*Finds corner*

That's a shame, I was hoping it was some kind of sexual innuendo that I wasn't aware of... it does sound vaguely rude, doesn't it?

It does a bit doesn't it. But not where I'm concerned.

call me odd but i tend to like a bit of a beard on my men
monsy

I am keeping my beard - I don't care what people say

Well I stick to stubble against stubble in the morning before shaving and that's all I can take.

Is it like velcro?

Don't you have facial hair EV?

Occasionally, but I've never stuck to anybody...

If Mark could stick to someone with his facial hair it might improve his sex life

I wouldn't call you odd, monsy! If nothing else, at least keep a feather duster (moustache) handy... you never know what might need.... dusting.

'Nonnie

But I don't think Mark is liable to be a Beard a Beard situation though.

You are odd...

Hmmmmmm!! I think that you are correct about that!
shazzPRME

I could be *really* naughty and suggestive here... But I'm not going to be, because I'm the Community Editor. I won't even mention Emma's page. Nope. Not a bit of it...

*raises eyebrow*