A Conversation for My Sex Life
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Jimi X Posted May 25, 2000
Is that Emma of U69 fame?
Or http://www.h2g2.com/U69 for the terminally lazy! 
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Lady E_______ Posted May 25, 2000
~flutters eyelashes at Mark and considers making him an offer~
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J'au-æmne Posted May 25, 2000
Lady E_____, you really should edit your homepage
then Mark would be able to get to know you a little better
*wonders what on earth possesed her to post that*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 25, 2000
Get your coat, Mark, you've pulled. 
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Podex Perfectus Posted May 25, 2000
*rolls eyes in disbelief*
What is it with some blokes? They don't even have to try.
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Jimi X Posted May 25, 2000
I don't know if it's the unlimited power or the shortness, but chicks certainly do dig him.
Maybe it's the goatee?
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Peta Posted May 25, 2000
That Lady E____ is known to be a bit, well you know, of loose morals shall we say...
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shazzPRME Posted May 25, 2000
In that case, we better interview her for the Post!!
shazzPRME
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Demon Drawer Posted May 25, 2000
Well if that's the criteria you use I may just withdraw the offer to be interviewed I made in London.
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Anonymouse Posted May 26, 2000
LOL! *choke, splutter* Hey! Now wait a minute here!
'Nonnie
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shazzPRME Posted May 26, 2000
ROFL!!
Don't be silly DD!!
I just meant that she sounds erm... interesting!
shazzPRME
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The Honest Courtesan Posted May 26, 2000
I have to say I don't believe any of this for an instant.
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Demon Drawer Posted May 26, 2000
Shazz vouch for my interestingness, at least we'll rule out that particular part of the unbelief.
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shazzPRME Posted May 27, 2000
DD is an extremely interesting person
~aside~ that's another pint you owe me !
shazzPRME
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Mad Gerald (Gigolo & Owner of Heaven Sent - H2G2 Dating Agency !!! A312184) Posted May 29, 2000
Perhaps I could make Mark - 'Hunk of The Week !!!' over at my reputable, high-class Dating Agency !
BTW Ladies, we still have a blue-eyed, blond 19 year-old just waiting for YOU !!!*
* There is no need to read this fine print, really, you are better off doing something else, alright it might not come across as fine print, so there really is no need to read any further, honestly, it would be an affront to the laws of grammar to read on, if you have read this far you are to be congradulated and a round of drinks is now sitting at the bar of your local, so you had better get down there quickly, just re-interate you really shouldn't have read this far as most people have the attention spans of goldfish, ahhhh....thank god, they're gone, I thought, I may have had to confess that I always take first 'dibs' at the potential new clients...
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Demon Drawer Posted May 29, 2000
Just appliying to the ladies. 
*DD decides to look elsewhere to rebound*
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Captain Sensible Posted May 29, 2000
What IS so interesting about this bloke Marks lack of sex life anyway? Or is that the whole point?!!
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- 21: Jimi X (May 25, 2000)
- 22: Peta (May 25, 2000)
- 23: Lady E_______ (May 25, 2000)
- 24: J'au-æmne (May 25, 2000)
- 25: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 25, 2000)
- 26: Podex Perfectus (May 25, 2000)
- 27: Jimi X (May 25, 2000)
- 28: Peta (May 25, 2000)
- 29: shazzPRME (May 25, 2000)
- 30: Demon Drawer (May 25, 2000)
- 31: Anonymouse (May 26, 2000)
- 32: shazzPRME (May 26, 2000)
- 33: Demon Drawer (May 26, 2000)
- 34: The Honest Courtesan (May 26, 2000)
- 35: shazzPRME (May 26, 2000)
- 36: Demon Drawer (May 26, 2000)
- 37: shazzPRME (May 27, 2000)
- 38: Mad Gerald (Gigolo & Owner of Heaven Sent - H2G2 Dating Agency !!! A312184) (May 29, 2000)
- 39: Demon Drawer (May 29, 2000)
- 40: Captain Sensible (May 29, 2000)
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