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That's a very good point.

I guess my reasons are basically the same as GB's and Tweetie's, except for the purgatory thing.

No Sorry, not gratuitious enough...

You have 25 measly threads left to play with and then......

BTW Does anyone know how the Death March goes...

M.K*

Dum, dum, dum dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum dum.

No, it's DUM DUM DE DUM DUM {}

Depends if you're doing the alto or bass line

Oh, I was just humming it, I'm not a musician, not one of my talents, I'm afraid...I have plenty of others....

So I've read.

Thank goodness you saved him, GB!

Erm, if I saved him, why has he changed his name?

Oh, didn't see that. Maybe he's just late for work. Well he's also late for ending his celibacy. Okay, I'm grasping at straws. Hey, does this mean we get to have a wake, with drinking and stuff??

We could have a memorial service, that would be fun. With drinking of course, and party hats. If that's not disrespectful.

Awwwwwwwww!
I was supposed to be planning his fiancee's hen party with her, has anybody told her yet????
That she'll have to cancel her hen night, I mean?

I wouldn't go that far GB. Cancel the wedding, but not the hen night!!

You're right.
We could have a joint doo, a Hen night for the girls, with the male stripper I have already booked, followed by a wake with the men! So we can all get drunk, act silly, sleep with each other then blame it on the booze!

Sounds ideal.

I could tell her when I see her in the morning.

Thank you, DD!
Give her our love....

You are cordially invited to the simple burial and wake at Foxy Manor's St.James Chapel on Friday... (patrons are assured there will be decidedly harder stuff than just cordial at the wake...) Wearing black would be preferrable, but don't put yourself out for me at any rate...;-) http://www.h2g2.com/F52250?thread=73177&latest=1 The Late M.K�

Does the kind offer of your body still stand, by the way?