h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi... me is inviting researchers to join me at a sophisticated dinner party at my home... my very good chum Coely suggested the idea... and me agree's that it could be fun... but one thing is missing... and that is guests... so this is where you can help me... if you would like to come... then please let me know the following things about you...


Your name...
Your species...
You sex... (er sometimes its hard to tell... ~grin~
Your dietry requirements...
And anything else you think me should know...

~blush~... er... guess me should have chosen a different title for this forum... sorry....

Oh well... can't be changed now.... double poot!!!

Do I have to invite myself then?
NAME: Coelacanth
SPECIES: Fish
AGE: 400 million
SEX: (Why do I always want to write something else here? See the name of the thread!! )
DIETARY REQUIREMENTS: Smaller fish!
DRINKS: Like a fish
Hope this helps! Who can I sit with?

Anything for a free feed.

Name: Doctor John
Age: over 21
Sex: Isn't it obvious?
Dietary Requirements: Anything that the government reckons is bad for your health
Drinks: As for Coely, but more so!

Someone to sit with! I'll need a straw obviously.
Greebo, please make sure you cater for the large penguin that is following Dr John around.

~grin~... you can change the title... but the main title is still the same... ~bigger grin~


You both are now down as guests... please wear your best bib and tucker... and be prepared to entertained... er... well if me has to do the cooking be prepared to be a little nauses... er... norzeous... er... sick!!!!!

Hiyer Greebo!

May I come please?

Name: Gwennie
Species: lesser spotted housewifeus domesticus
Age: 42
Sex: Yes please
Diet: Vegan

greetings, Gwennie. Have a drink whilst Greebo's busy in the kitchen.

Do we have to get our own drinks? The lack of staff is dreadful! Hi there Gwennie! You wrote the the answer then (I was far more subtle of course)
Have you got those anti depressants for the over 40's? Pandora picked them up off the floor at the researcher's birthday party.
*continues to make small talk with Dr J and Gwennie whilst Greebo flaps about. Loud crashes are heard from time to time, accompanied by the occasional "poot".
*

Greebo! hows things?
Can I come to your wonderful party?


NAME: Sionnach
SPECIES: Vulpus Vulpus
AGE: 19
SEX: M
DIET: Small rodents (or if you can't get that then some pastry thingies will do)
DRINKS: anything with an alcohol count greater than my age!

All is welcome to my party... ~grin~

Please make your selves comfortable... me afriad there might be a short wait... whilst me gets some staff... er... or at least someone willing to serve the drinks...

I'll serve drinks!
I brought some of my grannies special cocktail (she used it to fuel the car when petrol was scarce) anybody want some?

~grin~... sounds a little to... er... powerful for my taste... but maybe one of the others... Coely???

Yes please! Can I have a cherry in it, and some sugar round the glass, and a swizzle stick, and an umbrella, and a pice of lime, and a little sparkler, and, of course, a curly whirly straw this time. That's all very sophisticated isn't it.

Hmmm... very sophisticated... me thinks

This is fraitfully nice Greebo my dear, but I havn't seen you eat anything for positively ages. Do you feel faint?
*fans Greebo with fins*

~grin~... me had a doughnut a couple of minutes ago... would everybody kindly move over to the table... me is sure that we will be served soon... er... well... we have some cooks and a butler... ~hopeful grin~

To The Table = http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=40197&thread=53188

Not too late am I? Fashionably so i hope
Babel-17
Human (mostly)
Male
occassionaly
Most stuff except some fruit n veg
lots of drinks please

Shall I just go to the table now?

You are very welcome... the dinner party is not due to start yet... but you are welcome to join me at the table... me has managed to hire some staff... and hopefully some rather splendid smells will assail us from the kitchen soon... ~grin~

With some rather unsplendid ones from....?