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The Ostrich Holiday Blog (Thing Part 2)

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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

So today my glasses broke. I say broke- snapped clean in two destroying one lens in the process: the result of an unfortunate spectacle/jumper malfunction. Just the bridge, the right lens and the arm remain intact.

That this took place at 5:30am on a high hill in Corfe while I was waiting for dawn to start and so faced driving back to Weymouth in the near-dark monocular and squinting. We did try experimenting driving with no glasses until we realised I was unable to read the road signs and this was therefore a very bad idea.

£260 later my new specs'll be ready Saturday.

Life'd be boring if it were simple....


The Ostrich Holiday Blog (Thing Part 2)

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Wow, that's pretty scary, driving without glasses. If my glasses broke, I would hardly be able to walk. Certainly I would have trouble anyplace I had never been before.


The Ostrich Holiday Blog (Thing Part 2)

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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

Same here smiley - yikes


The Ostrich Holiday Blog (Thing Part 2)

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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

as a speccky wearer myself, crivvens smiley - yikes


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