h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*mildly irritated at ishhara's impertinence*
perhaps so

*Puts hand into Marks and Spencers green bag and pulls out cling wrapped parcel. Undoes clingfilm with useful scissors and places it on the floor*
It's a fish.

*uses telekinesis to pick up lucy's fish and stick it down the front of her shirt*
there ya go...

Something is Rotten in the State of my User Page. I think I'll change my nickname slightly...

Why did you put that fish down the front of your shirt? Is it a traditional custom?
Look I've another one here if you want to do the same again. It was quite fascinating to watch - but I expect you'll need to use some toilet water to take away the aroma.

Don't bring Irving into this, and if you read carefully, I think you'll find that she stuck the fish down YOUR shirt, and not her own.

I wouldn't wear a shirt! I'm a woman of breeding. I wear blouses... occasionally a cocktail dress. But _never_ a shirt!

*afterthought*

draws a trio of thowing blades and pins lucy to the wall by her "Blouse", before picking of the fish TK'ly and putting it down her "blouse". There now were all happy. Oh and Lucy you really seem you filling out your top, for a change.

This is getting a bit mean.

(I can't stand the fact that I made a typo in the FIRST POST TO THIS THREAD! I meant to say "Bring it on", but I said "Bring it own". It's really bugging me!)

/Red

*rolling on the floor laughing so hard tears stream from her eyes* nicely done, ice...
hey, red, i noticed that too... it's too bad you can't go back and change it, huh?

yes, much too bad. But with this wonderful new forum arrangement, I don't have to look at it anymore!

Hey, I just realized that this cave must be on Planet X, the tenth planet from the sun, of which I am Emperor!

Thank you for sharing that with me.

You're completely welcome. Didn't you bring any fish?

No. No! A thousand times No!

Not the fish.

You shouldn't shout like that. You sound like a little girl.

*sea tries to stifle her laughter*

*sea tries REALLY HARD not to laugh*

*sea fails spectacularly and falls to the ground, laughing hysterically*

[sea] it's funny- *hic* because *gasp* it's TRUE!!!!!

Well, its good to know that if I fail at being an intergalactic super villain I can always make a living as sea's personal jester ~glares in a petrifying manner in sea's direction~

[NYC] at the rate they pay us? you'd be lucky not to starve in a week.

[sea] oh, shut up. you only say that because you spend half your earnings on Dr. Pepper.

[NYC] I see nothing wrong with that!