h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*begins admiring the handywork of her many 'little helpers' and wistles while awaiting the others*
i sure hope they enjoy this ...i can't wait to see what happens here with all this room to play
*calls for Draggie to join her as it would not be right to leave him behind*
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*draggie comes running through the fields and stops short of the water with a twinkle in his eye*
monsy

Woo hoo, will you have a look at this place. Congrats Monsy very impressive. I especially like the fact that there is a bar on each level........

*Climbs to the top level and enters the pool (after first visiting the bar of course)

*Hovers, with the help of her angel wings, between levels, enjoying the falling water.*

If it was still Mayday we could have some real good 'nekkid fun' but that was yesterday.

(But hey, time is relative, so...)

I'm not familiar with your tradition of getting naked on mayday, but what the hell, May has 31 days

~still wondering what Don Alfredo said about him wanting decency and all that, Kheldar drops his towel, enters the tub and instantly slides under water because of the huge relaxation factor ~

*Using his arcane powers, the mighty archmage summons a powerful water elemental to bear him up to the next deck, and then commands the being from another plane of existence to stay there and keep the water moving.*

...and stay there until you told you can do otherwise. I don't want to hear another word out of you. You can have the water pistol back when I'm satisfied that you've learnt your lesson.

It'll save on the electricity bill. I can get a fire elemental to heat the water, it you want. Save the dragon doing it.

*loads up the water pistol and directs a shot back below at Don Alfredo.*

I'm gonna send you to swim wit' the fishies. Yellow ones...



Necr

Aww, shoot!

Sorry, I keep getting it wrong.

Hooray! I got it right. It's been too long since I did a fish...

Necr

~very insulted by Necro who tried to "fish" Don Alfredo.~
I don't like this kind of actions Necro. Please be kind to me, I have still a lot to learn.
~taking of his swimsuit and jumps into the tub.~
Aaaaaaah, this is wonderfull. What a great idea. Now I could use something to drink.

~drops down a can of beer to DA. unfortunately his aim is not too well, so the beer can falls into the water and completely splashes DA~

Sorry!! I was aiming for your hand!

This is the life! The perfect antidote to the stress caused by r*v*s*on

Soryy, Don. It was meant as a humourous comment, as no-one could actually kill you by squirting you with a water pistol.

You hit the nail right on the head, Saint J. What are you revising for, man?

Before anyone gets the wrong idea about me, I'm not intending to get everyone's virtual identity in the buff simply so that I can cope a quick oggle at your virtual bodies. I simply fail to see how it is possible to relax while wearing skin tight lycra. It can chafe in all the wrong places...

*takes a large slug of vodka then replaces the bottle in the freezer.*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

Feel those bubbles hit the spot.

Necr

No harm done Necro. Can I make you ahppy with another vodka, I have to go to the fridge anyway.
We might have to refresh the water now that is spoiled with beer.
Anyone else needs a drink?

*E wanders up to the side of the hottub & slides in*

Drink? Oooh...yes please...

Marv wanders in slides into upper hot tub and robe disolves.

Hello there Marv long time no speak........

*monsy wakes from her nap to find that almost everyone has found the new hottub*
hehe!! naked is the only way to swim in a hottub ...afterall, you don't want anyone sliding fishies into your swimsuit now do you??
btw, i am not sure if you noticed this yet or not but if you snap your fingers twice i have trained the turtles to deliver refreshments directly to you....it is quite a neat little trick i assure you and was not easily taught. one word of warning though, that short one with the hump over there tends to be a bit clumsy so keep an eye out if he happens to be the one doing the delivery for you ....
monsy

Er, i'm not sure i want turtles going anywhere near me while i'm naked, to be honest..........

They are not snapping turtles are they?