h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Big M turns me on. I have to say, he is sexy. I'm going to the the Pokémon mivie tomorrow, so I get to hear what he sounds like. Can't wait

Who did the Mewtwo graphic here? It rocks!

... and where has our own h2g2 Mewtwo got to anyway?
shazzPRME

He's at the Pokécenter Forum, of course!

Wow, the Pokemon movie was brilliant. I gotta get it on video.
I'm going to write a guide entry about it soon, though don't expect to get any facts about it as I was won over!

[male] }Fact: I may take offense if you rub it in.{

[Please note: so far, only the male Mewtwo is here. Vekura and Mew are not currently present.]

Good idea fer you to add that message about who's here, Mewtwo.

Mike, the Mewtwo graphic was done by Nintendo Power™. I darkened it and used it as a background. I believe that, unfortunately, Mewtwo is taken by Vekura.

*sob*

Ah well, you done good jobs here. Thanx & good night

[longish pause]

Does anyone here like anagrams?
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Sane Yank heeds oleomargarine

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btw I wrote a short review of the Pokémon film...should be at the top of my list of guie entries. Wonder how many other people have done that...

"Sane Yank heeds oleomargarine" is an anagram of "Does anyone here like anagrams".

}Nice article you've got there.{

[Vekura enters]

{Aye, hi electrocuting vetoer!{

}Anagrams again.{

Ok, you two couldn't have possibly worked those out yourselves. What's the trick?

Probably an anagram generator. Dave Barry has one.

Dave Barry?

An anadram generator: exactly what I thought. almost certainly gone off to some fancy website.

Now, what can you make from "Shut your f*****g face uncle-f****r"? Don't worry, I just seen half the South park film

Dave Barry has an anagram generator? I thought he just came up with great band names and hilariously funny newspaper articles...

Mike A, Dave Barry is a humor columnist for the Miami Herald, and his column is syndicated into lots of national (and some international) newspapers. I does one a week and this week . . . well, this week wasn't his best, but he often does them about exploding toilets and rodent passion

He's also released one novel, several books of new material and even more books of compilations of his newspaper articles. He's a funny, funny man.

~Irving

Now I'm sure I've seen his name before, and his face. In my Never Mind The Buzzcocks book, they've got a Dave Barry Heavy Metal Band Name Generator, which is actually pretty flattering compared to the Indie and Rap ones

}The anagram generator is AnagramFun.com of course. Well, actually http://anagram.avatartech.com/cgi-bin/anagrams.cgi but you get the idea.{

Mike, that's got to be the guy. Dave Barry constantly takes things out of humorus news stories and points out how they would make "a great name for a rock band". "Rodent Passion" is my personal favorite

That reminds me of his "Book of Bad Songs," in which he goes into further detail about his 1992 Bad Song Survey. One of them is "Muskrat Love."

[male] }I haven't heard it, and to be frank, I'm glad.{