h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WHOA! Bambleweeny 57 sub-meson brain, atomic vector plotter, and cup of tea, anyone?

Don't do tea...

In case you haven't actually read, "The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy," a novel by DNA, those are the ingredients for an improbability machine.

Incidentally, Mike, you said, "mivie" at the beginning of the forum. I believe you meant, "movie".

Note that those widgets will only let you generate finite improbability fields. To generate infinite improbability fields, you have to calculate how unlikely an infinite improbability generator is (don't go asking me for the numbers, guys...), feed that into the logic circuits of the Bambleweeny 57, give it a fresh cup of really hot tea, and turn it on. Then you can use the infinite improbability generator that will appear out of thin air to generate infinite improbability fields, which might concievably be used to keep an h2g2 forum on topic...

}So are you saying that forums in the H2G2 never stay on topic, or that they only stay on topic when the ship is passing through all points in space simultaneously?{

Don't be pedantic. Of course I've read the books (apart from the 5th).

I realize that mostly everybody here has. I just wanted to finish up Jedi Knight's deal on improbability generators. And Mewtwo and Vekura, I am just saying that almost no forum here (except for those party forums) ever really stays on topic when it gets lengthy.

Vekura ain't here.

Okay. Can I leave a message?

The Danger Mouse Convention at the Cheshire Grin Inn had been discussing a Dangermouse film for about a month. Topic drift was minimal

Note that I said >almost< no forum here stays on topic for a long time. I wonder, how close is the Cheshire Grin Inn to the Aroma Cafe and the Infinite Improbability Espresso Machine?

As close as you want it to be

Nice.

Clever, yes. I was thinking the infinite improbability field generated by the IIEM might have some effect on the minds of the people nearby, assuming that the Inn is nearby.

}You mean assuming they want to be nearby.{

Who wouldn't want free drinks?

Rhetorical

Narf.

Yeah

Mew!